I was surfin the net for strange and unusual names in the USA and this is the list I obtained for the worst possible places to live just because...Would you live in a town called... Euren, WI Butt's Corner, NY Hookersville, WV Humptulips, WA...huh??? Crappo, MD Scaggsville, MD Hell, MI....We've all been there! Assville, TN French Lick, IN Bowlegs, OK Oddville, KY It, Mississippi Panic, PA Eek, Alaska Horneytown,WC...I think we've all been there too.. Spread Eagle, WI Looneyville, TX... Booger Holler, AK....Now I'd love to visit this place! Toad Suck, AK
" Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland An island in the sea I love you oh so very much I'd join the ministry To show the people round the rock When tourist season's here Although in my opinion It's a gem throughout the year Well if you're one for swimmin' Don't think it's out of reach You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach I know the name's misleadin' That's quite a problem here Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer Chorus: From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand Don't let their names deceive you Newfoundland's mighty fine So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down Before it gets too dark Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said That's our provincial park There's also Whippet Harbor Or maybe Butterpot Or maybe I'll just hit the pub, I'm feeling like a shot. Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi And look at Joe Batt's Arm There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo) They're so full of charm! Get married down in Kilbride Have a party in Hate Bay Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day Chorus Drinking Verse: -raa ra ra . .etc. Chorus" -Arrogant Worms - A Night in Dildo
There's some funny town names Down under too! One is called Dunnydoo (I think thats how they spell it)
Once I was looking in the atlas for the same reason... Here's what I've found (I'll translate it because its a german atlas) Darmstadt [Bowelcity] Au [Ouch] Dümmer [More Stubid] Bra Küssnacht [Kissing Night] Maria Schmollen [Maria sulking] Petting Tuntenhausen [fairy/gueen 's home] and last but not least my favourite Gailbergsattel [lecherous mountain]
I think it'd be fun to live there.. see people's faces when you tell them or give them your addy. But then, I like it when I freak people out
In Michigan we have towns called Climax Christmas Paradise (it's in the UP and is under FEET of snow seven months out of the year) In a town north of where i live there is a street called "GAY STREET"