have you ever been too lazy to pee?

i have. in fact, i have to pee right now! but see.. im under this really warm blanket and all..

 

story of my life, I'm too lazy to do everything including going to bed

 

yeah imagine being too lazy to pee in bed!

 

I've pissed in an empty pop bottle once cause I didn't want to get up

 

hahah oh my god. that is HOT.

 

omg yes i was just thinking about that ive eaten so much asparagus and dranken so much coffee i need to pee so bad i think im up for it now i swore i would go before i came on here

 

My friend's hang out room is on the third floor of my house but the bathrooms are on the second and first, so we have a window designated for pissing out of.

 

hahaha a piss-window!!!

lynsey i know! i do that all the time. im like ahhh omg i have to pee then i FORGET about peeing and then when i do pee its like.. awesome relief

 

ahhhh it felt so good sarah

 

haha, all the time.

 

Actually it is called "the pissING window" show some fuckin' respect, you bitch!!!

 

I know right. I'm like but I like this show and im all warm and comphy. I am too stoned to get chocolate so yeah I am sure not going to do anything that requires walking up the stairs

 

The only bathroom I have in my house is upstairs, and it pisses me off.

 

I pissed in a sink once and also LOL LOL In a plant in LOL a tanning booth....I was like digging on getting my tan and did not want to lose the time so I openned the door and pissed on this plant...I think it grew too!

 

meh i'm never too lazy to piss unless i am a sleep, as a result i will have dreams about trying to piss but not being able to, which is probably a good thing i'd hate to imagine what would happen in real life if i were successful in my dream

 

I get that way all the time.

 

I think that's what "Depends" are for

 

i am right now