I thoughy everyone should know the forums are hurting my sex life, if i'm online, i aint getting laid. and if you dont see me in a long time....guess what. so you dumb girls can send me nudies in consolation instead of fighting so much from now on seeing that im online quite a bit as of late.
Why don't you sweeten the pot and promise them nudes of yourself too. Either that or talk about how you're a starving rocker... chicks dig that.