I have plenty of humour actually, little cynical one. Just not for snide dismissals of documented fact and those who make them. And best be sure of your aim with them thar lasers, NATO hq is only a stone's throw away and they wouldn't take too kindly to being counted as "collateral damage".
getting a passport is no big deal, delays at the border will be brutal though. i know some people that live here on the Canadian side (Niagara) and work US side(Buffalo). wonder how it will affect the commute? kathy