if i ruled the world....

Only if I can ride shotgun :H

 

If I ruled the world, I would legalize everything that's natural. It was put on this earth for a reason. Who are we to ban nature?

I would also make circumcision illegal until one was of an age where they could choose it for themselves.

Basically, everyone would have the right to do whatever they want AS LONG AS THE CHOICE DOES NOT AFFECT THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS!!!

Death penalty would be banned. convicts have been later foudn to be innocent and set free. Those on death row don't have that chance to be found innocent before they're put to death. That creeps me out.

Longer vacations, shorter work days, and cheaper education to give everyone a chance to make something for themselves and still have a chance to enjoy life.

With me as your world leader, anyone can marry anyone. No discrimination based on gender preference (or race, ethnicity, religion, gender, weight, height, or varying disabilities. did I miss any?)

All buildings would be made handicapped accessible. No people in wheelchairs would be denied access to a building due to no ramps or elevators.

Clothing will be optional.

Hugs would be encouraged over handshakes.

I think I like the idea of sex days. I'll adopt that one, too.

And my birthday would be an international holiday (meaning another day off of work) for everyone to celebrate with their friends and family. No need to get me a gift. Just enjoy the day off and maybe give me a birthday hug

or kiss

or shag, if you're up for it.


That's all I can think of at this time.

 

what about controlling nature?

Let's make all the continents come back together, so that those scared to fly over oceans won't have to!

 

Well, let's get real here.

 

hey now...the first post contains stuff that controls nature!

 

The title should really be "If i was god...."

 

If I was in charge I would make moustaches compulsary for men....

Just cos it would be funny.....

I would also have compulsary trampoline sessions each day for criminals.....

Again cos it would be funny...

and lastly I would make it illegal to be Richard Gere....

 

that's Kool, Koolaid. Ban the Richard Geres of the world. Save our gerbils!!!

 

*giggles* reminds me of joecartoon.com

 

I think Mondays should be considered a world wide day of rest.

 

problem is the 10mile per gallon if your lucky with the mustang.
NO smarmy "I LOOK DOWN ON YOU" DSS staff/police

 

yes, i forgot to tell you i was planning on becoming a new god!!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

 

Let us know how having a penis works out for you!

 

i'm looking forward to it!!

 

I'm terrified. Remember...... handle with care

 

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!