if i ruled the world....

summer holidays would last for three months and all rain would be banned apart from between 2 and 6am on weekday mornings so we wouldnt have water shortages.

no-one would ever have to get out of bed before midday unless they chose to do so.

in the winter we would have at least a foot of snow on the ground for december and january and the roads would be kept clear by gritters who werent on strike.

playing on the playstation or watching tv would always be considered a valid excuse for being late for work.

companies would issue all employees with sex days, in the same way they get sick days and holidays. that way you wouldnt have to waste sickdays when you want to spend all day shagging your loved one.

the police would spend their time looking for murders and rapists instead of pulling over ford transits just coz they're scruffy and full of hippies.

there would be whole fields set aside for said transit and other similarly scruffy vehicles to go and play in and set up festivals that would last all summer.

all pubs would be allowed to serve alcohol 24/7 and you would not get looked at in a funny way if you ordered a vodka and coke at 9:30 in the morning.



thats all i can think of for now. please feel free to add to my manifesto and have your say for when i take over the world!!!!!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

 

how about free ice cream and candy despensers on every street corner, and inbetween some corners for exceptionally large roads?

 

ooooh, good plan!

 

if you ruled the world it'd be a very smelly place indeed


*runs away quickly*

 

Stardust, where were you when I formed my own political party?

 

ooooooh, thats another good one!!

bathing would be strictly optional, and people who did not bathe every day would not be obstraciesed. (i know thats not how you spell it but i dont care!)

 

having a sex day

 

My political party took months of alcohol-induced blabbering to form. That must have been a pretty long sex day for you

 

another rule should be,.. you don't have to spell things right.. infact its incouraged to make new words with new meanings up.. often created when miss spelling.. how about that?

 

Sounds like a perfectly ofcagious rule to me.

 

spamdiferous infact!

 

yes it was, and i enjoyed every second of it!

 

That's utterly flumbicious, you wurzlegrump

 

OK If I ruled the world...

4 day, 30 hour working week would be nice...

Annual Leave for festivals as standard...

Government issue camper vans for each UK resident...

Leather / Meat / Dairy and hunting would be banned... as would burberry

... hmm will keep thinking

 

I take it you mean one week per year?

 

hehehe now that would be good

 

hows this gonna fit round my plans for not having to get out of bed till after midday?

 

I prefer getting up early.. especially when its good weather... you see mor sunshine

Having said that I guess we wouldnt if we were at work! yeh good point

 

Couldn't I swap the camper van for a 1967 Ford Mustang GT Fastback?

Then, if I ruled the world, I could pretend to be Frank Bullitt driving through the streets of San Francisco every day of the week! :H

 

wouldnt that mean building a hell of a lot more roads though?

im the one in charge of the world here and i dont like that idea, so im gonna scrap it in favour of the idea that i give out free campervans to all my friends so you would get one either way and i would have a lot of friends!

peace and love
stardust
xxx