Wierdest thing ever

This ugly chick was walking outside my house, I went outside and asked what her fucking problem was, she came to me, gave me an ounce, and ran away. I am NOT complaining because it was FREE

 

WTF!?!?!?!?!

Man are you joking???

Now that is just fucking insane, roll some fucking blunts man....

Roll a ounch blunt!!!!

Smoke it in one sitting haha, think you can finish it without passing out??

 

hahaha yeah for sure make an ounce blunt

 

that story makes no sense. and i like how you have to specify that she's ugly.. wtf.

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wait, why did you go outside and ask her what her problem was? was she on your property or something, or just walking by? weird.

 

not true

 

yeah, seems suspect.

 

a guy gave me a bowel in hawaii once, i thought that was great... cool if its true... lame if its not

 

good god....

i hope you rushed him to the hospital before he bled to death!

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*ahem* wait...


"talk about a shitty gift!"


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hahahahaha...

 

shut up you need to smoke more weed

 

um?

haha nightmare, i didnt notice how he spelled it til u put that.

 

Hehe yay for grammar correction through puns!

 

that doesn't sound very safe, I'd check it out first. But if it checks out, cool!