Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!

I found the PERFECT guy for my mom.. and I absolutely LOVE HIM.. Oh god I want her to marry him and he can move in with us.. And his family is amazing and goddammit... I just can't believe how much I want them together....
And he loooooooooooves my mom. Oh god he wants her so bad.

But the problem is, she has a boyfriend of 3 yrs who she I guess is in love with... They don't live together but oh my god.. I need to break them up. Shit I really can't handle this... I'm so twitchy! AHSLDKASJDKLASJ I NEED THIS MAN IN HER LIFE AND SHE NEEDS HIM TOO


On the bright side, I'm recording my album the weekend after next.

 

have you ever seen the movie The Parent Trap?

 

hahahaha... sooo... what's he like meggo???

 

A cattle prod can significantly alter someones personality > : )

 

omg... didn't see the album part. yesssss. Haha... finally getting your album.

 

ooh meg i dont know what to say

 

FDNI*F#Y@*($#(HRFSDJK F

Stan Hitchcock. oh my fucking god..

he's the funniest guy i've ever met, he's exactly her age, plays guitar and sings(better than her boyfriend, Tom), likes all the same stuff (music included) as her, rides a motorcycle, like her, he's single(his wife died), has an amaaaaaaaaazing family, is just CRAZY about my mom, he's really sweet but just... my god he's so funny... I promised him I'd do my best to hook them up.
I'm going to get my mom to invite him down for dinner. ahahha Oh god I just wanna get those two hitched.

I was dancin with him tonight at the bar we were at and when we were done, we were talking and I was like "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU GOTTA MARRY MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"
and he goes "oh damn if i could, you know I'd do it in a second, no questions asked. I've had my eye set on your mom for over a year now and I just can't have her "

aw damn i really want those two together

Fucking Tom.

 

hahahah... that'll be so nuts if you get them to hook up.

 

my stepdad was cool until i had to live with him

 

whoooooooa my dog is wagging her tail and it keeps sticking out under the door from outside


meeeg youre in a real pickle





in other news, i wrote down all the lyrics i hear in brand new ring, except .. they're all wrong cause i can't tell anything youre saying i made up some words too

 

does she "love" him
you have no intergrity..

 

ahhahah they're on my site becky

 

integrity.

and love isn't at first sight.

 

ooh k

 

you're new. be quiet

ahhahah my mom is in love with Tom. this is fucking SHITTTTTTTTT

 

Confusing position to be it. I know you're certain... but... I'm sure she'd be really confused... unless she had feelings of certainty.