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our generation's way of "sticking it to the man" is watching american idol and masturbating all day

 

speaking of which, i watched part of american idol yesterday after work, and discovered i'm weirdly in love with constantine.

 

Yeah, Constantine is attractive.
What can I say, my family watches that damned show.
I cannot stand it.

 

There is no man. The man is just an ideal.

 

music died back in 1994 and god died last night

 

nah... I think it was a little later... like... '95 or '96...if I consider Blind Melon.

 

music is still alive just weak and pained, and the pope had nothing more to do with god than any other mortal man

 

oh..i forgot about that guy dying..we had to watch that in world history

 

I've never seen American Idol...
but I have been known to masturbate all day.

 

next time, check out constantine.

 

Well I don't have tv, and I'd feel really awkward masturbating in someone else's house.