Standing Before God

If you died right now and found yourself face to face with God, and everything you believed about religion and God was wrong, what would you say? (geared towards athiests mainly)

 

I'm an Athiest....

So you're saying, what if I died, and god turned out to be a giant chicken, and I was doomed to hell for eating chicken?

I guess I'd feel kinda proud that even though I'm destined for an eternity of firey pain, I'd never worshiped a god damned chicken.

 

I would ask him why he is so gosh dang strick with us humans.

 

I'm pretty sure I could kick god's ass anyway,




What with him being fake and all.

 

I'd say

see you in hell asshole

 

I would assert it is my right to demand he explain everything to me. He took us from nothingness, made us exist, set us up to have certain potentials and proclivities, and then told us NOT to do some of the very things he created us to WANT to do. I think that any such god is a total asshole, and I would tell him so.

I would ask him why we were supposed to make such a big deal of the death of his son when as an all-powerful god he could make himself a trillion sons. His son's death was supposed to buy mankind relief from its sins... But it's God himself who judges the sins. God himself could have let Jesus off the hook: "Ah, what the hey, I'll just forgive the sins and pretend Jesus died for it."

God has made us all live this stupid soap opera just for his amusement. It makes no sense.

God has some explaining to do.

-Jeffrey

 

I would think this is a unreal situation... If god actually existed and I died right now... I would be in hell... i would never see god... nor would anyone.. No one can live up to gods expectations... Even people spreading his word molest little boys

 

I would say that I did my best to be me, every day, not just on Sundays.

I was not a hypocrite, running around quoting from a book and interpreting it however suited my arguement.

I didn't hate others for being different or having different beliefs.

In short, I did my best. If it's not good enough, I'm used to it, I'm a middle child.....

 

I believe in god... but am not christian... I would probably give god a hug and say "SOO did you hear me talking to you all those years because I was never really sure.

 

I'd be like "Hey! A mirror!"

 

Well if your god then I guess I get to hug you! YAY. I didnt know god was good looking and young... SOO can you hear me?