I was going to make the move

and all of a sudden the bitch's bestfriend starts crying because she's failing Spanish, so I spent half of lunch helping comfort her and then got sent away. Dude, why the fuck does shit always get in my way? Does this shit happen to anyone else? Everytime I move in something gets in the way WTF?! I hate my horrible fuckin' luck

 

Well don't feel too bad, on plenty of occasions I've been ready to make my move and right before I do - they're dating somebody else.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!



yah

 

That happened to me once too

 

you were going to make a move on someone you call a bitch?


Maybe it's better that you didn't.

 

No I didn't mean it like that, I just have a sailor's mouth (no gay jokes)

 

Uh oh...now her friend is going to fall in love with you.

 

her friend already loves me, I don't like her like that though, hell, I wouldn't even like her as a friend, school-friend is fine with me

 

You need to bring a kitty with you next time you go to class.

A: Girls like Kitty's, so she'll probably pay lots of attention to you.

and

B: Everybody likes kitties, so if her friend starts crying, you can just kitty up her life.

 

Mrow

 

I already like you Ihmurria, you don't have to meow.






... But it doesn't hurt either.

 

is this the wrong time to mention childhood flashbacks of watching helplessly on the roof of a barn as someone pelted a kitten one by one with a pellet gun
i wont go into any more description just click on one of juggalos links instead

 

Funny thing about this is, I have a full grown cat that is still kitty-sized and she would probaly fit in some of my jeans' pockets. I wonder what the security guard's would say when they would frisk me (my new MP3 player has a HD so it will set the metal detectors off)