Oh you poor thing...what happened? (for me Half Baked is the best for the "i hate my life"'s if you havent had it it is brownie and cookie dough blended together...) But if you want you can PM me if you need to talk... Seriously sweetheart....whats wrong?
oooooooooh ok... that totally warrents some ice cream and julia roberts movies... Im sorry that you have to deal with all that... Like I said though... if you need someone to vent too feel free to PM me...
hmm... you know, I come to think of it, there's nothing cherry garcia can't heal. aw... I'm so sorry megpie.
Well, I suppose now you know how it goes... Sadly, you give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Haha, indeed. When I get old, I want to marry Ben and Jerry. They would make the best husbands ever. :H
ooh I wanna marry Mr. Ben and Mr. Jerry too. wanna share? heheh. .. I'm really craving Cookie Dough right now
Celibate? That's like, Impossible when you come to think about it. The world turns because people have sex you know, it's like this, world spinning conspiracy theory. The aliens are involved to. See, the aliens need to watch us have sex for them to learn the ways of human conception. The alien doctors. The world tunes to the music, ya know? like a spinning music spere and all the people are it's musicians, we're ruinging the song the, we're killing the tree's and the earth, thus making us hit the wrong notes, like hitting a sharp when you're supposed to hit a flat. The earth's tune was once peaceful like a folk song, or some good ol' rock and roll, but now man, we've turned it into some kind of industrial death metal, and we've blown our amps man. This sucks.
Meggggg.... I want to hug you. George, I want to quote you on that. "you give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you".