I'm on a quest for the cheeziest rhyme ever. So far I've narrowed it down to: "I've got my hand on your grease gun / It's like a disease, son." - Queen (I'm in Love with my Car) "Let him introduce himself real good / He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood." - Motley Crue (Dr. Feelgood) "In the desert you can remember your name / 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain." - America (Horse with No Name) That last one makes me want to break things over my head. Anyway... anyone have any other suggestions?
Any song that rhymes "groovy" with "movie".....and take off even more points if the second part is "old-time movie".....
I have always been bothered by Neil Diamond's rhyme in "I am I said": "I am," I said To no one there An no one heard at all Not even the chair
How about when they try to rhyme a word with the same word. Like in that Type-O-Negative song: Open her loins and into her heart! Don't let the flames consume your ...heart! lol
I think ACDC is pretty cheesy sometimes "TNT, I'm dynamite... TNT, and I'll win the fight!! he he, don't get me wrong, I love ACDC but thier lyrics don't branch out very much!
how about the best line ever, from Notorious BIG: "Man, niggas come through I'm taking high school rings, too." and: "just get the fuckin car keys, and cruise up the block, the bitch act shocked, she gettin shot on the spot."
you know you be lovin this shit right here L.I.M.P. bizkit is right here -limp bizkit (one of the worst bands EVER) i cant believe they rhymed here with... here.
oh! and danzig! he's really chesseyMother "mother" Tell your children not to walk my way Tell your children not to hear my words What they mean What they say Mother Mother Can you keep them in the dark for life Can you hide them from the waiting world Oh mother Father Gonna take you daughter out tonight Gonna show her my world Oh father Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s Mother Tell your children not to hold my hand Tell your children not to undesrstand Oh mother Father Do you wanna bang heads with me Do you wanna feel evrything Oh father Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s Yea Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it’s like Mother Yea the whole fuckin song sucks
(I can see them all crowded around the Oxford Unabridged Dictionary. "Guys! Guys! I found it! I found a rhyme...!") Not just that, it looks like they rhymed TWO words: "right here" with "right here". I've never seen that before. I think we have a winner.
Oh dont you dare rip the OzzMan! How about when he can't come up with a rhyme, so he just says "Yeahhhhhhhh" (from "Fairies Wear Boots") So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me he said Son, son, you've gone too far. 'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do. Yeahhhhhhh
Danzig is far from cheesy. The cheesiest rhyme is from the Steve Miller Band, when they try to rhyme hassle and El Paso.
