UFO's fact or fake

Well, maybe he is. He looks weird. What show is that from? I totally believe that some people arent people at all, but in fact aliens in disguise. How else do you explain how fucking strange they are?

 

I have no idea what show its from, but i can only imagine though


i bet those religious people on tv are aliens..

how could they not be...

 

Yeah, thats just not natural. They are trying to get us to give them money so they can build an alien army and overtake the human race. Then we will all have to make our own religious shows and broadcast them to far away galaxies, in the hope that we someday overtake them too. We will have no choice because the aliens will control our minds with thier superior thinking ablilities and advanced technology. However, they will stick to the old fashioned method of just beating people with sticks when we try to disobey them.

wow, I gotta lay off the pot so early in the morning

 

haha omg, you really thought about this huh

or those kids religious puppet shows omg, thats some freaky shit

 

UFOs are definitely real.

I was walking along the beach the other day and some children were throwing something to each other in the distance.

I couldn't tell if it was a frisbee or a ball. They were too far away. But they were definitely throwing something.

Conclusive proof that UFOs are real.

 

I've never actually seen one, but I believe they are real. Anything is possible, right?

 

No.

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

I just read online about a school shooting in Taber, Alberta. You're living in Canada, right? Are you pretending that Canada does not have gun-related murders?

If there's no problem with guns (at least, as percieved by anti-gun people) in Canada, why did you just spend over a BILLION DOLLARS just to have a "gun registry" (which by all accounts isn't even working right)?!

-Jeffrey

 

Their smoking too much pot would explain it.

-Jeffrey

 

you think im canadian?!?!? HEEEELLL NO. im aussie.

 

Oh, I thought "the eternal cold" referred to Canada.

Oh, like Australia hasn't had its share of shootings. So what if they're not in schools? (And I don't know that they're not.) Is it any less bad for someone not in a school to be murdered?

What I don't like about Australia is that after ONE particular shooting, they just said, "Well, doesn't matter that 99.99% of gun owners are not murdering anyone with their guns, we're gonna take them all away. You're not free to have them anymore." And it hasn't done anything to help your crime situation. In fact, according to articles I've read, both Australia and England, which also banned guns after a shooting, have increasing crime rates. Nice job.

-Jeffrey

 

sorry but our crime rate is no where near as high as yours... and we havent had a school shooting before (or at least not in the past 20 years or so). our overall shooting incidents are not that high at all. actually our gun laws have helped our crime situation. the whole mentality over there is fucked, "i have to protect myself in my home with all my guns incase i get attacked by other people with guns!!!" it's hardly like people are breaking and entering every other night. you dont need guns. if you didnt have them then the people who attack you would find it a lot harder to get guns to use against you in the first place. you dont often hear of attackers breaking into someones home and shooting them here. seems pretty common place over there.

hell id rather live here and feel safe in the knowledge that every idiot in my neighbourhood isnt hiding a gun in his pocket which he could whip out and shoot me with at any given moment.

 

I pee when I poop? What's that all about?