I Love My Penis

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by avacado_salesman, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    just thought you'd like to know.
     
  2. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Yes, I was wondering for quite some time if you love your penis.
     
  3. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    It was you I had in mind when I posted the thread. If I was better with words I would post a " MyPenis" haiku right here
    ...
     
  4. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    yeah dude, me too
     
  5. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    Why you wanting to post a haiku about my penis....ARE YOU A COP!!!!!!!!
     
  6. bird_migration

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    I will post one for you instead:

    Your penis -
    soft on the outside
    yet hard within
     
  7. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    I am going to get that tatoo'd in portugese on my inner thigh!!!!! thanks dude......or gal........
     
  8. bird_migration

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    Great idea, here is the proper translation:


    Seu penis -
    macia na parte externa
    contudo duramente dentro
     
  9. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    man, I love this place. I never have to do any of my own thinking!!!!!!!!WOOHOO
     
  10. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Penis Pride! Do you have it? Or do you have Dick Fear?! Be tall, be proud and get an erection that points the way like a roadsign
     
  11. avacado_salesman

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    Proud Penis Bearer!!!!!!!
     
  12. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    i happy for all you guys. i love my vagina.
     
  13. avacado_salesman

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    I LOVE YOUR VAGINA TOO, but not as much as you I am sure.



    bythebye, is that your Kitty Fabulous?
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    ah...sexual organs. you know they're my favorite!
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    you know, my friend Rob has a cock that hangs below his knees...
     
  16. Bro_Rific

    Bro_Rific Banned

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    I love your penis too!
     
  17. avacado_salesman

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    MY PENIS HAS A FAN CLUB!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!!!!!
     
  18. Bro_Rific

    Bro_Rific Banned

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    or should I say; I loved your penis.
     
  19. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

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    :eek: Can I join....please!:D
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    do... uh...members of this fan club get a signed autograph photo?
     
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