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Top 10 Peeves of Your Dog

Discussion in 'Pets and Animals' started by bedlam, Mar 25, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

    1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    3. Taking me for a walk and not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it.

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth ... you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
     
    bedlam, Mar 25, 2005
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  3. Fernanda

    Fernanda Member

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    Funny!


    Fer:p
     
    Fernanda, Mar 28, 2005
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  5. FaeryMoon

    FaeryMoon Member

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    cute!!
     
    FaeryMoon, Mar 28, 2005
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  7. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

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    LOL great list :)
     
    Sage-Phoenix, Mar 29, 2005
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  9. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    cute:)
     
    Elle, Apr 3, 2005
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  11. allisonmoonflower

    allisonmoonflower Member

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    Ha that's all so true
     
    allisonmoonflower, Apr 5, 2005
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  13. Shell

    Shell Member

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    True true
     
    Shell, Apr 6, 2005
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  15. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    My dog actually has some nasty farts!

    The rest of that I dont do. I love my dogs
     
    sm0key42o8, Apr 6, 2005
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