take it away!

i thought i wanted macaroni.. and i waited a full 3 minutes 45 seconds.. but ugh its so gross and i dont want it





take it away!

 

poor girl...

 

haha


maybe i'll finally get a ride so i can get wire for a compost pile



i love compost piles

 

Maccaroni is sort of the anti-ramen.


It's a twisted perverted version of that most sacred of instant meals.

Only praticioners of the dark Kraft partake in that unholy feast.

you did the right thing.

 

the dark kraft



im so glad i pleased you

 

you have succesfully resisted the seductive cheesiness of the darkside.

 

Mac and cheese makes for a wonderful massage aid for your genitals.

 

its not even cheesy

 

I made oatmeal

 

Maccaroni; tubular messengers of the Evil One. Once they were pasta, roaming free in the blessed feilds of Pasta Faria.


Then, seduced by the guile of the creamy yellow ooze, they became bent, hollow shades of their former selves.

 

That's funny you should mention it. My dick has become bent over the years. Could it be because of some sort of yellow ooze?

 

*thinks to himself* Obviously this poor creature has fallen under the thrawldom of the anti-ramen.
*waves flavor packet over his head*

Yea I say unto you demon of monosodiumglutamate and processed dairy by-products!
By the power of the staff of Ramen!!! I order you to release this wretched soul from your dark servitude!!!

*sumtinbuggy's head spins around backwards, reconstituted green cheese shoots out of his mouth*