Fellas...What Do You Do With Your Morning Wood???

What do you do with your morning wood? Do you let a good thing go to waste or do you masterbate???

 

I'd rather hit the snooze button. A sure sign of age.

 

I don't usaully get a morning wood. Instead I get an early-afternoon wood when I take my daily nap in Algebra II. Since I wear jeans all the time it hurts, so I usally try to think about something that'll make it go down, or I at least try to shift it so it's going down my leg.

 

Usually nothing since it takes me fucking forever to cum in the morning. When my girlfriend was over I'd fuck her, but usually wouldn't get to cum myself.

Peace

 

God damn it, what is so hard about spelling the fucking word "MASTURBATE"?!

I swear, it is the single fucking most mispelled word used on this forum!!




In answer to your question, it is very common that I will masturbate when I go into the bathroom soon after waking up. Not necessarily because I woke up with an erection. It's just a nice way to start the day, especially if I had any erotic dreams, like I did the other night.

-Jeffrey

 

You direct your erection down your leg?! Why would you do that? Isn't it far more comfortable to have it laid up against your lower abdomen?? Doesn't it have a natural curve toward that direction in the first place? Mine does...

-Jeffrey

 

My girlfriend loves morning sex, so i usually put it to good use, if she is not there I take matters into my own hands

 

thats because its the second most used word on these forums, right next to "the"....and "the" only has 3 letters...

p.s. im implying its hard to mispell a 3 letter word.

 

I use it too kill spiders.

 

I try to piss through it but much to my dismay, I end up cleaning the floor around the toilet. I have recently been peeing in the bathtub instead.

 

I'm not a fella...but ahem, I just reach over grab it and take advantage of it...

~grin~

Lynn

 

Ask celtgrrl... She'll 'splain it to ya...

 

I just usually go and take a piss, and it goes away.

 

the orgasm always sucks since it's not a "real" erection. If you want some morning sex, it's best to let it go down first, wait a little while, and then get aroused again.

 

I try to replace it with morning apathy.

 

I take my time over it unless im going to work in which case i leave it be, savour a two or three hour slow wank sometimes before drinking my produce: mmmmmmm

 

Spank it!

 

Judging by the posts that BrownTriple Q submits, I belive it is safe to say, and with little reservation, that she is a nigga ho!

 

You know, I normally ignore it - while I love morning sex (I've not had a whole load of it, but what I've had I've enjoyed), morning masturbation's not quite the same...

Luckily for me, by the time I've got to the bathroom for my morning pee, it's flexable enough for me to aim for the loo without having an arc in my stream

 

"....it's flexable enough for me to aim for the bowel...."

:O

dude...you piss in your ass?! cool!!!