Donate your dead bodies to save animals!

What would you say if I told you that by giving away a resource as useless as your cold corpse, you could save the lives of several chickens, or even half a cow? What if at the same time, you could also save land by not having a grave, and save funeral money for your family? And you'd also be beating the system by not supporting them capitalist funeral homes. Look how many problems would be solved if you'd just agree to allow a cannibal eat you after you die.

Visit the International Establishment for eATing hUmanitarians (IEatU) at http://www.cs.yorku.ca/~cs251010/IEatU/Index.html and save the planet!

 

I think that this is a wonderful idea and I support it.

 

someone would probably get drunk if they ate my body.

 

how much are you charging for a corpse???
and btw, im not buyin one if the proceeds go to charity, especially peta
they should go to the family, and im sure youre gonna take a cut

(i take it you go to york?? whatcha taking there)

 

Well, it seems logical that it'll all be free for both parties. The idea is that while feasting upon delicious human, the average cannibal will not eat cows or chickens. Both profit!

Computer science.

 

cool

im just finishing up the same thing at uoft

 

Wow, I suppose this is on vegetarianism but... wow gee I'm working on this....I don't think it's for me, but you know it's a great idea... wow, wow

 

I have thought for a long time that corpses could be turned into blood & bone.As all you organic gardeners would know blood & bone is one of the most useful organic fertilizers.
I suppose the idea is a cultural anathma to most people.However it would be possible to do vegan organic gardening even though philosphically it doesn't make any sence.

 

Canibalism is a very bad idea... too many nasty diseases are passed on that way. It would be better if we were chopped up for cat food.

 

Hey, you know what, as long as my family is paid a fair business trade value for my body (what is it now, something like $8 for all the raw materials in a human body?), then I'm for it. =P

Maybe.

 

Um. You guys are not seriously considering this, are you? This -was- a joke, you know.

 

the cat food thing sounds like a good idea i think. its probably healthier than eating the 4 d's we feed them now beef-wise, diseased, disabled dying or dead, plus human bodies probably wouldnt have as many toxins or other foreign chemicals in them, unless they were meat eaters themselves, even then it would probably be less concentrated......or at least recycle the bodies and do something other than put a grave atop a coffin, thats just wasteful and delusional, lol....

 

I saw this movie....

"Soylent green is... is... PEOPLE!!!"

 

is there such thing as mad people disease?

people eating people... ew.