I whacked off way too much today

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  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    My dick is sore and I just had a dry orgasm that hurt real bad. I'm still horny as hell too. I think I need to chop off my hands.
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  3. jamaica

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    why not just chop off your dick?
     
    jamaica, Apr 3, 2005
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  5. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    haha thats really funny

    im mean... sorry
     
    Amanda's Shadow, Apr 3, 2005
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  7. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    just cover the blood and cum spots on ur walls with posters:)
     
    clockworkorangeagain, Apr 3, 2005
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  9. greengoddess

    greengoddess Nature Freak!

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    dude, get a girlfriend!
     
    greengoddess, Apr 3, 2005
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  11. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    umm....would u want him?
     
    clockworkorangeagain, Apr 3, 2005
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  13. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah I really need to
    what's that suppossed to mean?
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  15. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    hehe im sure u understand.....hehe
     
    clockworkorangeagain, Apr 3, 2005
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  17. greengoddess

    greengoddess Nature Freak!

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    I have a man,
    but I'm sure someone will.
     
    greengoddess, Apr 3, 2005
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  19. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    your mean
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  21. jamaica

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    rofl
     
    jamaica, Apr 3, 2005
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  23. tyybo

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    just drive round and find a whore hehehe
     
    tyybo, Apr 3, 2005
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  25. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    only 15, and I only have like $7
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  27. jamaica

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    eeeeewwwww no, don't do that! you'll catch something and then your dick'll turn pus-green and fall off in a slow and painful decay...
     
    jamaica, Apr 3, 2005
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  29. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah I would never get a whore
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  31. jamaica

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    hahahahaahahaha for $7 she might let you jam a finger in once hahahahahaha


    sigh. sorry.
     
    jamaica, Apr 3, 2005
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  33. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    why the sorry?
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  35. jamaica

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    i just thought maybe i shouldn't laugh at your $7 predicament.


    but it was funny.

    :)
     
    jamaica, Apr 3, 2005
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  37. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    oh....
    yeah not having money sucks....
    I kinda need a job
     
    Duck, Apr 3, 2005
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  39. jamaica

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    and a girlfriend. or a clean sock.
     
    jamaica, Apr 3, 2005
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