conan o'brien

what would you do with him

 

I dont understand.....do you....do you want me to kidnap him for you?

 

yes, i want him kidnapped so he could be all mine

 

I'd lick his anus

 

i could put him in a jar with a chair and a microphone and FED-Ex him to you afterwards....is that what you want me to do?

 

Slap him around and tell him to get some new material. He was better before he started appealing to the 18-25 year old audience and just did what was more natural. Every time i watch him now, i feel like he's trying to fill some ratings quota. Not enough experimentation. I used to adore him though.

 

i just have this odd crush on conan

hes hilarious..........and i love his red hair

 

He has red hair?

 

put him in the corner and make him tell me jokes

 

I'd administer shock therapy until he was at his peak again, than I would return him and whenever I felt he was slipping I would drive to NY w\ a cattle prod

 

Put him on a leash and make him dance on the corner for money

 

Sell him to Jay Leno.

 

I would sleep with him.

 

i would give him acid and then make him tell me jokes.

 

oh my god. me too

if i had conan all to myself, I'd probably make him take me all around new york ahha..

then we'd go visit woody allen.

and eat popcorn and nachos.

i'd also shag him in a public washroom.

 

irish dance with him and sing irish drinking songs then get drunk and rape him

 

i second that.

 

haha I LOVE CONAN!!!!!!!

Conan Obrien do you take Amanda DeMers to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do !

 

I don't even know who he is!

Don't mind me, I tend to live a sheltered life. *lol*

 

Okay, I just looked him up on the web because I had to see who you all were talking about.

All I have to say now is, um, no thanks.