Help me get married at Bonnarroo....

Hi all,
My future husband and I fell in love at Bonnaroo last year and this year we want to get married there. Just the two of us... Does anyone know of anyone, or can perform for us yourself a spiritual wedding? We are completely serious and want something special that doesn't involve our families or any cliche sort of affair. So any sort of guidance would be very helpful!

Thanks,
~K

 

I could probably arrange something like that for a moderate fee of course!

I've married dozens of couple throughout the years although I should mention that 98% divorce within 3 months!

I once married an entire group of deranged borneo pygmies who immediately proceded to screw and groove for 6 days and 6 nights while under the influence of the gwava root brew widely used for various sexual afflictions such as crotch rot and scrotom boils.

 

that sounds so wonderful Miss_HS! hope that it is an amazing experience....(and i am so jealous. lol). Many blessing to you and your hunny!