the pope....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Mr MiGu, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    has been given his last rights, which means he doesnt have too much longer

    if you had to choose his successor from these forums, who would you choose? Please elaborate on your answers
     
  2. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Chief Cowpie
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Myself, of course.
     
  4. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    Reverend NayKidApe :)
     
  5. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Choose ME. I swear to DISMANTLE the Catholic Church, so it can do no further harm.


    P.S. It's last "rites," as in rituals.

    -Jeffrey
     
  6. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Based on the fact that Roman Catholicism was built on lies, deceit and the blood of the saints, I have no problem with it's destruction. I shall choose you.
     
  7. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    he was given the sacrament of the anointing of the sick, which used to be called the last rites....the sacrament of the anointing of the sick is often misunderstood as signaling imminent death, it is performed not only for patients at the point of death, but also for those who are very sick, and it may be repeated.....so.....while i think he's close to death....just because he's been given the "last rites" doesn't mean his death is imminent.....

    just had to clear that up......
     
  8. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I'm not a Catholic, but I'm curious as to what harm you feel the Catholic Church actually does.
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    The Catholic Church is the church of Freemasonry, and is a front for the Illuminati, which is dominated by satan-worshipping pedophiles. I know I'll get laughed at for saying that, but it's true.

    Catholicism is a lie -- a total lie.

    If people only knew the truth of the Vatican.
     
  10. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Ya know Matt, I'm not Catholic and I'm not going to laugh at you for stating what you've said here, but I've happen to know plenty of Catholics who just go to chuch, listen to what is said, and put their pants on the same way you do every morning. Trust me, the majority of them don't even know what the fucking Illuminati is, they just go to Church once a week, almost as a social thing more than anything else. Its really not a bad influence on their lives and they certainly don't force their views on everyone. Sure their are some crazy bible thumping Catholics.


    True to what you said about Catholicism - there as some crazy ass fucking Muslims in this world who think its a good deed to commit suicide while driving a car with a bomb in it into a crowd of people. But there are also billions of peaceful muslims who wake up everyday living normal lives caring about the samethings that you do and your family does and put their pants on the exact same way.


    The point is that their are overzealous freaks in all religions, but religion and the people who follow it aren't inherintely doing something bad. Like I said, for most, its a social engagement.

    So truthfully - is religion the problem or is it just that there are some fucked up people in this world who happen to follow a certain religion?

    Logic tells me its not an issue of religion so much is its an issue of fucked up people.
     
  11. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    often these people are too poor to own cars, hence theyre usually taking the bus
     
  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I wasn't speaking of everyday Catholics. 98% of them are good, well-meaning people. As a matter of fact, my family is Catholic and I was baptized Catholic. I am simply speaking in terms of the religion itself and the people who control it at the very top. All I will say is the behind the scenes, the Catholic religion is very different from what most people think it is (based on my research, anyway).
     
  13. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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  14. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    hell die soon. hes on a feeding tube and hes been sick, of course ehs gonna die. i dont know why people would be shocked by that.

    and i wouldtn choose anyone from these forums.
     
  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    haha

    that was pretty fucking good
     
  16. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    i would choose myself bc i would say that god tld me that drugs were an important part of religion and then the religion-run american governement would legalize. i would also make bush out to be the antichrist.

    and i would declare every friday national teddy grams day!

    vote for me for pope!
     
  17. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    catholicism isnt a lie and im sure there are just as many sexual abuse allegations in other denominations. and sorry its not true look at the greater good not just the individual bad and come on the popes dying thats fucking sad=-mostly because it means ill have to go to service heh...
     
  18. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    i think christianity and catholism is a lie too. nothing makes sense.

    and what the hell do popes do anyways? theyre not controling a majority of Europe anymore, so what is there?
     
  19. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Yeah, but its not the 'Behind the scenes motive of the Religion' Matt. Its the 'Behind the Scenes motive of fucked up people who happen to be Catholic, Muslim, etc'


    Its about fucked up people who use religion as an excuse for inexcusable actions.

    Sure, the Bible has some harsh words for those who aren't true to it, so does the Koran or whatever the hell it it that could give some crazy person reason to believe that what they are doing is right in the eyes of God. That arguement though is kind of like the kid's parents who blamed Ozzy Ozbourne for their son hanging themselve while listening to Suicide Solution.

    Its about crazy people, not what some book says.
     
  20. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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