Castle of Love

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by kingmurpheus, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. kingmurpheus

    kingmurpheus Member

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    My love for the White Castle Sliders has dwindled. My psychalogical love still stands, but the physical desire to endulge into the little bastards has left me. A crave case, 2 sacks of fries, and 2 large grape sodas has made my asshole scream, and my stomachs burning desire to omit fluids upon these luscious morsals has left me, and I fear it may be forever. I feel heartbroken, yet i feel a new warmth inside me. I really have to take a shit.

    Why did I have to eat that last 5 sliders? WHY???
     
  2. celtgrrl

    celtgrrl batty woman

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  3. bugsangel

    bugsangel Member

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    dude your a weirdo...
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Yeah, I feel ya man... my last GF gave me a raging case of dysentary...
     
  5. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Kind of gross, but it had me laughing out loud anyway. The description had poetic flair. ;)
     
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