Live-In Boyfriend Like the Deadbeat Dad Kids Never Had

Please keep in mind that if you have never read The Onion before nothing in it is serious.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4113&n=2


I thought this story was hilarious.

 

"Oh no, Trey can be real strict, especially after he's been drinking," Wyatt said. "If the kids draw on the wall with crayon, play with his gas cans, or spill his beer, he'll get after them with the belt."


HAHA, I love the Onion

 

i LOVE the onion.....working in a newspaper really makes me appreciate the onion.....

 

I thought that was great. I emailed it to my mom. that's funny as hell.

I like the part about the kid saying he doesn't hit mommy or lock her out of the house, so it's better then when she had overnight guests!

 

"It's good to have a man sometimes around—someone who can reach a box of taco shells on the top shelf," Wyatt said. "Even though he pretty much never gets up to reach anything except for that goddamn remote, it's still nice knowing that he could reach up high if he wanted to. I feel like, with Trey here, we finally got a real family like everybody else. And if he does run off every now and again, well, that's what dads do."

lmao

 

oh wow...reminds me of my family....is that bad?

 

haaaaaa that was funy stuff

 

oh man that was great, i love the accompaying(sp) pictures............