need a blade?

yesterday i was trying to cut small holes in something with a razor blade i pulled off the shaving stick
i lined the razors edge where i wanted to cut through, [ut my finger on it, and pushed, and cut right through my finger without scathing the target

typing without ur right pointy finger is so awesome!!!!!

 

ALIENS!!!!! AHHH!H!!!
ok every [person

what do u think about the Lone Wolf's Alien thread anyway(taken from http://p222.ezboard.com/fsorceryfrm17.showMessage?topicID=1451.topic)?

Have you been abducted by Aliens? 58 Questions
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1# Have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more.
2# Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room.
3# Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them (small scoop indentation, straight line scar, triangular marks, scars in roof of mouth, in nose, behind or in ears, etc.)
4# Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations
5# Have a memory of flying through the air which could not be a dream, or many dreams involving flying.
6# Have a strong "marker memory" that will not go away (i.e.: an alien face, an examination, a needle, a table, a strange skinny baby, etc.)
7# Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window.
8# Have had many dreams of UFOs, beams of light, or alien beings.
9# Have had a shocking UFO sighting or multiple sightings in your life.
10# Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.
11# Have a strong sense of having a mission or important task to perform, sometime, without knowing where this compulsion is coming from.
12# Have a secret feeling that you are "special" or "chosen," somehow.
13# Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.
14# Have had several strange psychic experiences - such as knowing that something is going to happen before it happens.
15# For women only: Have had false pregnancy or missing fetus. (pregnant, and then not)
16# Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. waking up with your head at the foot of your bed, or in your car)
17# Have had a dream of eyes such as animal eyes (like an owl or deer), or remember seeing an animal looking in at you. Also if you have a fear of eyes.
18# Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.
19# Have strong reaction to cover of Communion or pictures of aliens. Either an aversion to or being drawn to.
20# Have inexplicably strong fears or phobias. (i.e. heights, snakes, spiders, large insects, certain sounds, bright lights, your personal security or being alone).
21# Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.
22# Have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with.
23# Have a memory of having a special place with spiritual significance, when you were a youngster.
24# Have had someone in your life who claims to have witnessed a ship or alien near you or has witnessed you having been missing.
25# Have had, at any time, blood or strangel stain on sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there.
26# Have an interest in the subject of UFO sightings or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot.
27# Have an extre17me aversion towards the subject of UFO's or aliens - don't want to talk about it.
28# Have been suddenly compelled to drive or walk to an out of the way or unknown area.
29# Have the feeling of being watched much of the time, especially at night.
30# Have had dreams of passing through a closed window or solid wall.
31# Have seen a strange fog or haze that should not be there.
32# Have heard strange humming or pulsing sounds, and you could not identify the source.
33# Have had unusual nose bleeds at any time in your life. Or have awoken with a nose bleed.
34# Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.
35# Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.
36# Have had chronic sinusitis or nasal problems.
37# Have had electronics around you go haywire or oddly malfunction with no explanation (such as street lights going out as you walk under them, TV's and radios affected as you move close, etc.).
38# Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.
39# Have had frequent or sporadic ringing in your ears, especially in one ear.
40# Have an unusual fear of doctors or tend to avoid medical treatment.
41# Have insomnia or sleep disorders which are puzzling to you.
42# Have had dreams of doctors or medical procedures.
43# Have frequent or sporadic headaches, especially in the sinus, behind one eye, or in one ear.
44# Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things.
45# Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition.
46# Have been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior.
47# Have channeled telepathic messages from extraterrestrials.
48# Have simply heard an external voice in your head, speaking to you, perhaps instructing or guiding you.
49# Have been afraid of your closet, now or as a child.
50# Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as an odd "feeling" that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with "something.")
51# Have to sleep against the wall or must sleep with your bed against a wall.
52# Have a fear that you must be very vigilant or you will be taken away by "someone."
53# Have a difficult time trusting other people, especially authority figures.
54# Have had dreams of destruction or catastrophe.
55# Have the feeling that you are not supposed to talk about these things, or that you should not talk about them.
56# Have experienced many things in this list, and recall your children or parents speaking of similar experiences on occasion.
57# Have tried to resolve these types of problems with little or no success.
58# Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.

 

i dont think ive been abducted but i have burnt my finger

 

I doubt I've been abducted by aliens but one time I was trying to open a box with an exaco knife and I totally missed the box and shoved the blade into my leg....

 

I cut my finger last year trying to open some beef jerky. i still have a scar from it (verrrry sharp blade)

 

yea shoving a blade through the leg sounds more painful then my wound

my worst wound ever was trying to rollerblade down a steep narrow drain pipe and hitting a water drain at the bottom when i was 12
unfortuately my shinn decided to drag along the concrete edge of the drain and at the photo store nearby a guy came running out, carried me into his store, put down stuff for me to bleed on, then took all kinds of photos of my wound and developed them for free as we waited for the ambulance

 

i didn't cut myself, but last year i was cutting some cardboard with my Leatherman saw and it went through the cardboard and then proceded to go through my Gortex boots. it went all the way through and ended up about a 1/4 inch away from my toes. had to buy a new pair of boots...

 

40 of those hit me, My freakiest blade\needle thing was that I had an upholstry needle (freakin thick, 3 mm in diameter) into my calf hafway, I had kneeled, stood up walked away and didn't notice it till I sat on the couch, it didn't hurt it was just creepy

 

lol
today i was working on a house and walking around when I noticed a small piece of wood with a nail sticking in my shoe

 

i was typing earlier too excitedly and loooked down and had blood finger prints on about 7 keys

 

have you considered that you might have multipul personality dissorder

 

If you tried my home-made beef jerky, you would beg me to marry you!


And if any of you take the proper lesson from this whole thread experience and realize that if you need to cut something, you need the right tool for it, go here:

www.spyderco.com

or here:

www.knifecenter.com


You cannot go wrong with either a Spyderco knife or a Benchmade knife.

-Jeffrey

 

ive got a nice star shaped scar from a phillips head on my hand from a few years ago.
though, for some odd reason its on my right hand, which doesnt make too much sense me being right handed and all

 

have u ever considered that monkeys like to fuck?
actually i saw a discovery show about monkeys who fuck constantly
often the mom initiates the son
they get stressed
they fuck
they get excited
they fuck
they get they get
they fuck

 

what the fuck anyway
you trying to tell me that you and peaceful jeffrey and all my friends and family are all just multiple personalities of the same single living organism?
HAHAHAH!

 

yo jeff im assuming u chose some ripping cutting tools but for people who have no $$$ we'll just have to go on cutting ourselves out
dont suggest making money anyway

 

Actually, I realized that cutting towards myself while not having a proper grip on the item I was trying to cut was stupid. And I got my knife from the physical outlet of www.swords.ca .... united brand, cheap but effective. And purse-sized!

*sidenote - I don't believe in marriage, so I wouldn't be asking let alone begging anyone to marry me

 

thanks bruda
last night i kept waking up drenched in cold sweat

 

i lose track of time and forget what i say or hear a second later
i've devised a way to remember eveyrhting though- when i feel like Ive forgotten something I say in my head 'it's forgotten' and I can finally cease trying to remember and see from the dark suffering to the peaceful light
often times my inner beast torements my body and makes my tendons and veins burst out and my back arch and my jaw tense and neck go taunt and my fists squeeze into iron as i roar
actually a few weeks ago i was laying in a car staring at my fist
i had it tensed so tight that it was cuasing me agonizing pain
it was locked in place, my elbow bent at 90degrees
a person asked me if i was all right and i said my hand is stuck like this
person says yea but are u all right?
Im fine, just my hand is stuck like this
person nods understandingly and leavbes me with fist
i couldnt move it for 12 more minutes or so
but i know why anyway
from typing and playing guitar constantly ive begun to cause myself arthritis lol, and the tension is my bodys intuitive way of spiritualy healing it with power and oneness

 

Okay, sweetie, it's alright, I'll just have to settle for us cohabitating and fornicating.


PLEASE treat yourself to a decent knife. United Cutlery is NOT it. Get yourself one of the following, for around or even under $50:

- Spyderco Dragonfly
- Spyderco Delica
- Benchmade Monochrome ($39)
- Benchmade Mini Griptilian model 555 (not the regular Griptilian) a GREAT knife at around $60 or so, one I carry every day. Here's a link to that one: http://www.knifecenter.com/kc_new/store_detail.html?s=BM555PGRN It has a green-yellow handle, but they make them in black, blue, green, yellow, purple, red... And no matter what you get, if you get a knife with an "Axis lock" (tm) it will be an excellent knife. Explore the site that the link goes to. They sell some crap, but mostly really reliable stuff.


Let me know when you're ready to start shackin' up.

-Jeffrey