Foreskins

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Peace-Phoenix, Nov 10, 2004.

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Bellend?

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  1. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    So, what's the status of your bellend?
     
  2. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I should explain, this came from a debate with my Jewish mate Rueben, surrounding the concept of who's cock was superior....
     
  3. JadeWarrior

    JadeWarrior Member

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    fun more can u have more have u can fun
    shit... u work it out..
     
  4. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    People who advocate circumsision make a lot of fuss about hygeine ... but it's almost like an accusation that people with foreskins don't wash their bits properly.
     
  5. island dweller

    island dweller I Love Wind

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    So thats what you get up to at Uni, not to mention the topics in the debate society... hehe, what was patrick stewart there for? apart from to sign your underwear!:p
     
  6. Smartie.uk

    Smartie.uk Member

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    all present and correct...SIR!!!
     
  7. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    The majority of guys ive been with have been circumsized... i dont see the big problem people have with it... infact i prefure them like that visually ..... however i dont think id do it to my kid.
     
  8. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Foreskins are rather cuddly and all. Especially the feathered ones.

    I doubt however that Hanzel and Gretel have ever actually eaten a whole windmill in one hour... I'd need at least one and a half for it, not to mention the odd patterns.
     
  9. mellow_hendrix

    mellow_hendrix Member

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    i havent had the snip and dont plan to :)
     
  10. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Sexist bastard :p

    You don't have a "I don't have a bellend but I'm sure if I did I'd be more in control of it than the rest of the bloody male population" option :p
     
  11. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    :eek: Libel!!

    I happen to be very in control of myself thank you very much. Unlike you men:rolleyes:
     
  12. TheFly

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    Why bother washing it when you can find a handy teenager to suck it clean for you?...:eek:

    Oopps... for one minute, I came over all Michael Jackson... well, not literally... not from this distance...;)

    Fly...
     
  13. Benjibean

    Benjibean Member

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    i have mine.
    you cant have it mhahahaha *runs off holding crotch and screaming hystericly*
     
  14. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    I gotta admit. I wish I had mine. If we were born with it, ya think there might be a reason for it? Which is why I'll never circumcize my child.
     
  15. Insight_m

    Insight_m Member

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    I dont, but its all good. It improves stamina and endurance during sex. average of 1hr30. those that dont have foreskin will know what im talking about...or maybe its just me?!
     
  16. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    dont have a foreskin :)
     
  17. Insight_m

    Insight_m Member

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  18. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    worked as a theatre nurse, some surgeons cut them off then fling them across the theatre like a rubber band..
     
  19. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

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    ha ha ha! think theres a reason why that last post had no replies?!?

    i prefer them without personally, mainly because the two guys ive been in long term relationships with have been snippies.... just used to it i guess. although i don't think i could ever let anyone do that to a child of mine.
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  20. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Been studying a case in psychology, where a boy went for the snip as a baby, but it went wrong and he lost his penis!:s So they gave him a sex change, and raised him as a girl without telling him. But he still tried to pee standing up, and refused to wear dresses, and wouldn't take his hormone pills. Eventually they told him, but he ended up committing suicide. Moral of the story, don't get snipped!
     

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