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Well, fuckers, as I edge closer to pathetic insanity, let me just tell you one thing : I am constantly reminded of Meg's lemon merangue pie. Therefore, lemon merangue pie filling is symbolic to all things that give meaning to life. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat a tube of toothpaste.

 

vagina powerrrrrrr!

 

oh kewwllll!!1!

 

Yaye.





I hate pie. This symbolizes that Satan has his sharp fingernails deeply embedded in my crotch.

 

Yay!!!!

 

Oh Satan isn't so bad...

 

Hail Satan!

 

But....



Clit hurties.

 

well the other guy is cool too..you know, the one with the beard & sandels? I'd totally fuck him twice in the janitor's closet.
Shuttup.

 

Jesus probably has lice.

 

Pie is great. Especially Apple pie. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE POWER OF THE PIE!!!!!!!!

 

I assure you, I can.