Things your parents dont know...

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i am in a college away from home stayin all alone. i never go to college, most of the days i am stoned.i keep droppin at least 4 times a month n i go n check out the parties in goa at least 6,7 times a year. n hey i almost got busted once when cops came to a rave n caught with me 20 grams of marijuana. there's no way my parents know all that oe else i'll be dead meat.

 

my parents dont want to know stuff about me. they like being in denial.
but yeah they dont know that im not a virgin and when they go away i have guys over and in my bed and that i threw a party when they were overseas. not much else... i dont smoke so no need to hide that.

 

my parents basically dont know my entire life...

-i still smoke cigs and that i havent quit (they think that i quit when i was 13)
-i smoke pot almost everyday, and that im stoned around them almost all the time that they probably just think its my personality.
-ive done almost every drug under the sun
-im not a virgin
-my "lunch money" is actually drug money
-i drink to excess when i do drink which is rarely
-I almost ODed on oxy contin
-ive stolen money from them too many times

im sure theres more, just cant think of any.

 

they don't know alot about me, they've preferred to ignore the majority of my life

-I've had eating disorders
-I've stolen their alcohol before
-I've stolen things from other people
- I have depression(they just think i'm naturally sad)
-I have very few friends
-I constantly lie about people at school and stuff

even if they do know, they deny it. They still think I'm their perfect little girl.

 

well... they dont know i

*smoke weed a SHITLOAD (i think they know i do, just not to what amount, you know?)
* have tripped off mushies shitloads of times
* like to get drunk off my ass
* have snuck out countless times
* have hosted a kegger/rave/fucking huge party & had a punk rock band play at their house while they were on vacation
* stolen their car a lot, and driven without a license

and ive done the thing where you say you are spending the night somewhere, but then you go somewhere else.. yeah!

wow.. that makes me sound badass... im really not.. im a good little christian girl... wait, did i say christian!? yeah right...

 

I skip class habitually

 

Haha...They don't know shit about me.

 

Yeah my parents pretty much don't know shit about me either...my favorite though is that the first time I hooked up with a guy I did on their bed. They're extreme conservatives so it makes it even better.

 

-that I know things about that they'd rather I not
-that I actually believe that breasts are a good thing (their still in denial)
-That every time my father talks the only thing that keeps me from going having to plead insanity is the constant thought that I will indeed move out someday and he has to live in his shriviled disgusting crippled shit smelling body forever
-that I'm planning on hitchhiking across country this summer
-that I have reason to know I'm allergic to thc
-that I actually don't plan on smoking

They're amazingly self-absorbed

 

They don't know where I live. Hahahaaaaaaa :-D

Man is the world just that much brighter when your psychotic abusive mum can't come through the door because she doesn't know where the door is.

Frrreeeeeedoooommmmmm

 

My Father doesnt know...

-Why I don't like being touched on my ass
-That I had sex last summer
-That I had sex last summer with a guy I met online
-That I had sex last summer with a guy I met online in my cousin's neighbors house
-That I had sex last summer with a guy I met online in my cousin's neighbors house while my cousin's neighbor was in the room next door
-That I have a mind of my own
-That I'm in love with the best guy in the world
-That my best friend is gay
-That I almost dated my best friend
-That I smoked my freshman year
-That I smoke once in a while now
-That I drank on his wedding night
-That I cry my self to sleep on my mums brithday
-That I cry my self to sleep on my mums brithday and on her death day
-That I was really really really happy to leave the day after his wedding
-That right now I'm not doing my homework
-That right now I'm not doing my homework and I don't care

Wow, one more thing.... He doesn't know that I don't feel bad that he doesn't know these things.

Techie

 

I love my parents more than anything. But they don't know some things:

-I get depressed
-I'm not a virgin
-I've been with a girl
-people I talk to
-how badly i've wanted a tattoo
-how badly i've wanted certain piercings
-I've fallen in love and have found my soulmate in someone they do not approve of.

 

1. That was my pipe her mom found
2. ive owned 2 pot pipes
3. in hte past year ive spent over $1000 on drugs and thats why i dont have receipts
4. I'm afraid to cry in front of my parents
5. I'm pretty insecure
6. I smoke more pot than they think
7. all i want to do is drugs
8. i desperatly want a bf
9. ive done something sexual with my best friend
10. i rolled yesturday
11. ive done dxm
12. i love to get drunk
13. i love to get naked when im fucked up
14. i've taken shrooms
15. i get high at work
16. i love to make out
17. i shave my vagina
18. i msoke more butts than they think
19. i want to fit in
20. i want more firends
21. until yesturday i wanted to goto a counseler
22. i've know every little thing my brother has done but i dont tell
23. im often depresdsed

The list goes on...

 

umm...
a lot of the money my dad gives me goes to drugs
my "best friend" is my girlfriend
I'm bi
I started having sex when I was 14
my first boyfriend was on house arrest for dealing (i wasnt that young)
oh yeah...they dont think I've ever dated ANYONE
i dont plan on having kids
i dont plan on going to harvard
i drink most of their alcohol during holidays...but they never seem to notice
i OD'd last year (glad i got through that because i did not get my stomach pumped nor did i tell anyone)
i will never tell them anything personal about myself because i dont trust them.

 

my parents have done anything I've done and twice as much so I feel able to tell them anything. I spent christmas taking coke with them so I'm fairly certain my drug use won't shock them.

 

They don't know that...

*I've met my boyfriend (long distance which they disapprove of)
*I've spent the night with my boyfriend
*I've had sex
*I used to cut and attempted suicide
*I never plan on coming home once I go to college
*I know much more about their lives than they think I do
*When I use the car, I rarely go exactly where I say I'm going
*I'm a good liar when I need to be, especially on the phone

 

Mine don't know shit--they're dead as doornails.

 

#that i'm gay
#that i smoke (cigs and pot)
#that i have wiccan beliefs and i have occasionally worked magic

that last one they'd probably just laugh at me and say 'bullshit you little freak'

 

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