My cousin and Michael Jackson

I was visiting my cousin in San Antionio, this past weekend and he had some pretty funny Michael Jackson jokes. Don't get me wrong, I love Michael Jackson's music, and whether or not he did it is beyond me. But here goes...

1.Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart?
---> Because little boy's jeans were half off

2.Knock Knock
->who's there?
Little boy blue
->little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson

First I laughed, then felt bad for him cause I'm not sure if he did it, then I laughed a little more. No hard feelings MJ, I Love you!

 

I just didnt laugh at all. :sunglasse

 

well, that's nice to know, and thankyou for taking the time out to write that for me.

 

What does Michael Jackson do to stay claim in court?

Imagines his accuser in his underwear!

 

well he did do it, so dont feel bad. its predicted he will be charged this year for it.

 

i love his old music too

why does michael jackson love 28 year olds?
because theres 20 of them

 

I heard that if he gets aquitted that he might sign a deal to perform nightly in Vegas!!! Thats exactly what Vegas needs! Imagine a captian EO thing over there! Bitchin!

 

How do you know when Micheal Jackson is throwing a party?

All the tricycles parked out front.