Would you fuck Ron Jeremy????

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Tony Montana, Mar 26, 2005.

  1. Tony Montana

    Tony Montana Member

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    just curious...

    what would attract you to him/repel you?
     
  2. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Nope, he's one ugly mofo. Really not at all attractive to me.

    Btw, your sig about penis size is complete bs ;) Unless you're refering to when men compare sizes with one another.
     
  3. sonador_hermosa

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    uh, no. he's old. he is also a slobby kind of fat. he's one of those "portley" men who wears those tacky hawaiian shirts with a huge-ass beergut and his hair hangin' out the top. eewwww. he just comes off as a sleezball, too. i have nothing against porno. in fact, sometimes it can be really amusing...but why would i fuck him? he's not even remotely attractive. he has those old man jowel face-flaps...*shudders*
     
  4. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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  6. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    ron jeremy is appalling
     
  7. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    nope. and i agree with ihmurria... your sig is B.S.
     
  8. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Nope, and I agree with ihmurria and tigerlily about your sig. :D
     
  9. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    In what way is the sig wrong? :confused:
    And no I sure as hell would not fuck Ron Jeremy. :eek:
     
  10. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Women are not that two-faced. :p

    Wellllll... not all women anyway. :D And also, the sizes don't really match at all. So yea, it's bullpoo. :D

    And I'm so glad you wouldn't fuck Ron Jeremy. :H
     
  11. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    it's not necessarily "the bigger the better" it's different for every girl... some can only handle so much without tearing and pain, while others say, yeah, give me as much as you can (somebody buys those 12" dildos after all) for me, i prefer somwhere between 6" and 7"... seems to be just right :D big enough to stretch me but not yet painfully large. (although i know huge cocks can be accomodated through lots of practice and working up to it...and smaller cocks can feel great in certain positions, and of course are easier to give bjs to, it's almost impossible for me to give a good bj to a guy with a cock bigger than 7 1/2" and that's just no fun.)
     
  12. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I'm glad you wouldn't either. :p And as long as certain women aren't that two faced... :D
     
  13. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Exactly! You're so clever Tigelrily ;)

    Much bigger than 7.5 and I'm saying "yikes!", since my last guy was that size and was painful in a few of my fav positions :(
     
  14. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Ron Jeremy = teh secksay
     
  15. Tony Montana

    Tony Montana Member

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    how big was your last boyfriend? i'm surprised you didn't like it. how tall are you?
     
  16. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    he was 7.5", kept hitting my cervix (even though I told him it hurt). I honestly prefer an 'average' sized penis (5-7 somewheres), but the smaller sizes certainly aren't bad if he knows what he's doing. That was probably part of the problem with my now-ex.... he didn't know how to use it *sigh*

    'sides, like Tigerlily said, smaller penis' make for easier bj's, which are a LOT of fun :D
     
  17. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    yeah my last bf was about 7.75 i believe (he was proud and liked to measure it) anyway, the first time was incredibly painful, and yeah... painful in certain positions... always had to use lots and lots of lube to make it easier... it's just difficult with something that big (and i'm 5'4" or 5'5" btw)
     

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