Funniest Lines From THE SIMPSONS...

Ain't it just the worst excuse for a musical ever written?

 

It cracks me up now that I have seen a show with Julie Andrews talking about the making of it. The first scene when she is on the mountain top singing with her arms outstretched? They filmed that with a helicopter and every time they flew by for a closing in shot, it would blow her down. Now, that's a good actress - to look like nothing's happening but a beautiful day all around as a helicoper is barreling down on you!

 

Um, was that a compliment or an insult?

And did anyone actually read the Simpsons quote I posted? I thought someone else would like it.

BTW Blackie, I'm in Oregon too. If you have IM you can add me to your Buddy List.

 

Yeah I did it was from the same episode that I quoted earlier where they escape from Alcatrtaz and make the wise comment about SF and Oakland.

 

I'm in Tualatin.

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Cheif Wiggam to his wife:

I was so shy back in those days, I planted that meth just to meet you!

 

Homer's praying to God, but he is actually talking to a waffle that is stuck to the ceiling...

Marge: That's not God Homer, that's just a waffle that bart threw up there.

Homer: Mmm...sacrilicious!

 

When Homer is hallucinating due to some very strong chili, he follows a tortoise but it is moving far too slow; so he kicks it off into the distance and runs after it. Then they arrive at a small pyramid...

Homer: You want me to climb up there? Piece of cake!

There is a rumble, and the pyramid suddenly grows to a massive size.

Homer: Doh! This is because I kicked you, isn't it?

 

One of the halloween episodes, where Homer dissapears through a hole in the wall and ends up in a bizzare 3 dimensional universe...

Homer: Urgh, there's so much I don't know about quantum physics. I wish I'd read the book by that wheelchair guy.

 

And the pyramid turned out to be a Pro Shop for a put-put golf course. LOL

 

Yeah, then Homer sees a dog...

Homer: And the jackle must have been that dog! Ahh, I should have known, dogs can't talk.

Dog: (Says something, I don't remember what)

Homer: (Does a double take) What?!

Dog: Woof!

Homer: Damn straight!

 

*Marge walks in while homer's watching tv on the couch*
Marge "aren't you going to go to work?! It's 9:00!"
Homer "Mr. Burns said if I'm late one more time I'm fired"

 

Flanders - Do I have to get gang probed.

 

"Im so hungry i could eat arbys."

 

Food Vender : We have mountain dew, or krab juice

Homer : eeeeew, yuck, ugh agh ick




Ill take the krab juice

 

That wasn't just a dog... that was Homer's spirit guide with the voice of Johnny Cash.

 

homer:
sixty five slices of american cheese...sixty four slices of american cheese...sixty three...

marge:
homer, are you down there eating cheese again?

(i can't remember the exact number for the cheese, but you get the idea)

 

Well let me just put it into the Garage....

Wo wo GARAGE.....GAREAGE....well oo la de da Mr french man

Well what do you call it...

Car Hole

Bering in mind i dont know who says what.......

 

Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a
square, but there's the proof.
Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more
as an enemy.
Lisa: I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis.
Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mellow
Yellow, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.

 

It starts with Principal Skinner walking down the hallway at Springfield Elementary. He checks a series of stuff then Super Intendant Chalmers ducks behind him into a room and closes the door.
Chalmers: "the rod up that man's butt must have a rod up it's butt"
Ms. Crabapple: "Super Intendant, would you like a cup of coffee flavored beverine?"
Chalmers: "Yeah thanks, I take it grey"