You totally missed the point point man. I guess sometimes I feel bad about laughing at shit that's not funny. You also need to read closer. I said I used to be a gutter drunk. Keggers aren't cool. They're for frat boys, hicks, and future members of alcoholics anonymous.
It did take guts for you to admit all of this. At least you're not one of those people who denies it. Some people just think that kind of stuff sometimes, but it'll stop.