You know your paranoid, when......

you start hearing things.

 

err well if your hearing things youd be pretty silly not to see a professional early

hearing things is not something to brush off, unless its misinterpreting

your paranoid when you say to your friends as they pull out the bong
'nar man'
'why not?'
'its.. too late at night'

lol wtf we laughed our asses off at him (my friend who said that)..

 

I hear things... all the time. but so do other people who stay in my house.

I see things as well, but so do other people who stay in my house. But I am more aware of the things.

I am real paranoid. Like really bad.

You know your paranoid when after visiting the marijuana forum u erase ur online history.

 

You know how they say " I hear voices in my head." thats cool but when i start hearing voices in my feet Ill start to worry.

 

you know you're paranoid when the cat is judging you with its stare

 

You know you're paranoid and you have a great best friend when it's daylight, you just smoked a bowl, you're home alone and you're dog is barking, then you look out the window and see some man at your door and you call your best friend telling them to come over right away because there is some strange guy outside your house and when your friend gets there it's just the ups man. Talk about embarrassing...

That's a true story, my best friend lives next door to me and I called her that day and she was in the shower, but she came to check on the situation anyways. Which is why she is my best friend, but she still makes fun of me to this day about being scared of a ups man.

 

nah the worst is wen i hallucinate ppl talkin to me. it scares me shitless! one time i just ahd a few pipes before i went to this like school trip to this maths thingy and i was puttin my shoes on in my empty house an i could see my cat was just about behind me an suddenly i head my mates voice wisperin in my ear from were my cat was! it sounded so fukin real! an the thing is i thought no1 was there so i was scared shitless. thats happened to me a few times afterwards as well! weird

 

SelfInducedExistence

You look so familiar... I think its cause you look like a cousin I have. It seems that you are new here, welcome aboard

 

haha!

A cop pulls you over and your expecting a speeding ticket...but he asks you why da hell you are driving so slow in a 60mph speed limit....

 

Hahaha... I live next to an alleyway for county offices. This morning during a wake and bake session, I was listening to music on the radio and I was in my bathroom. I usually leave the window open and sit in there and listen to music or play guitar so it doesn't stink up the place. Anyway, my neighbor drove by and I heard people talking, but I thought it was a cop that lived down my street. Anyway, after ducking (in the damn house?!?!? ) for about 30 minutes and sitting on a pillow on the bathroom floor with the music off, I finally realized that it was just some contractors working on putting some siding on an office behind my house and my neighbor just left to go to work. I always feel like an idiot when those kinds of things happen. I answered the phone this morning thinking it was my mom calling (I thought it had her number on the caller ID) and it was some realtor's agency calling and I freaked out and thought it was someone who worked for the county, so I deadbolted the doors and shut the blinds and stayed in my room silent until I realized how paranoid I was being... lmao.