My most embarassing moment

The most embarassing moment of my life wsa in 9th grade, i got onto the bus in the morning and everybody hated me on my bus, but that day when i got on the bus everybody started laughing at me, and i mean everybody. I was so confused, but when i sat down and took my backpack off, i saw that a pair of my boxers was zipped into my backpack hanging out. I almost cried.

 

awww dude, that's harsh. i know how fuckin immature highschoolers can be. don't let it get to you man, seriously.

 

That happened to me but I didnt realize it until I got to school. It was pretty funny.

 

Wise up,


It's not
What you thought
When you first began it
You got
What you want
Now you can hardly stand it though,
By now you know
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

You're sure
There's a cure
And you have finally found it
You think one drink
Will shrink you 'til you're underground
And living down
But it's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

Aimee Mann

 

haha, thats funny...
You need to learn to laugh with stuff, cause come on if that happened to me, and a pair of my panties were hanging out of my backpack I would laugh so hard id piss myself..
Of course its embarrassing but again you need to learn how to laugh.. You shouldn't care what people think, Im sure they had stuff happen like that to them, and I bet if that happened to someone else on your bus besides you you would have probably laughed too..

At least you are not a chick and started her period without knowing and bled all over yourself and had a HUGE ASS blood stain on your pants and walking around where everyone can see and you are totally clueless.. Yeah, thats happened to me about a billion times.. So count your blessings that it was just a pair of your knickers hanging out of your back pack....

 

TWCP: awww.... that must have been awful. But you know, something far worse is happening to someone, somewhere.. maybe someone who laughed at you!

Kayla, isn't that the worst lol dammit being a girl has its moments of awfulness!

 

Pft, you think that's bad? Listen to this:


I run Cross Country >XC< and at the beginning of the season, I was running so hard that I was passing out at the finish line. I started getting the black dots about 800m before the finish line >3 mile race<

Nehoo, at one race, I blacked out and couldnt see at all, but I was still running >weird eh< And I thought I was at the finish line, but it was just the beginnin of the schute, so I stopped and lost like 8 places..so I ended up get 31 outta like 100. That sucked ass. Anyway, I came back to the "camp" and everyone kinda moved away from me. I thought it was cuz I pissed my pants or something, cuz that's very common at the end of the race >for me anyway, just a little drip drip<

So, I didnt know if they could smell it or what. I went around like that for about 2 hours, all the while there was this horrible smell that I couldn't identify. I soon found out.

We stopped for dinner and I went to a place called "Joe's Diner" to see if I did, indeed, pee my pants. It was a one man bathroom, so I went in and took off my running shorts and panties. At first, I thought that I got my period..but then i realized i had shit my pants instead. My panties were beyond saving, so i tossed them. Shit was smeared ALL over my ass. I didnt even get to eat dinner because i spent the whole time wiping the shit from my ass cheeks.

It wasn't that embarrassing for me though. I came home and announced it to everyone..and my mom told my grandpa over the phone. He laughed so hard he couldn't talk for a while. I told some ppl on the XC team, they said they didnt notice a smell. Hehe, i love to tell the story. I mean it's not everyday a 15 year old shits their pants..but more so than you think

 

this is true... i know quite a few girls who've been in that predicament.

 

Scalawag, not sure I really want to know the answer to this but why did you end up pooing your pants? Is it because you were running fast??

 

ok first: what the hell were you taking underwear to school for?

second: how the hell can someone shit their pants and not realise? and NOT SMELL IT???

sorry but this is so wierd im gonna go smoke some weed

 

hahaha yeah and your just walking along and people are starring at you but you are so oblivious to what they are starring at hahah and then you get home and your like "oh shit!" so i would take a pair of undies in my backpack over that any day

 

I remember once in highschool this girl came into our math class...she was part of a group that was coming around collecting money for something, I forget what though. Anyway yah she has this HUGE reddish-brown *blotch* down low on the crotch of her pants..and people were laughing at her. I felt so bad It's so embarrassing when that happens!

 

The period thing must be pretty bad - I remember a girl during the swimming carnival back in highschool who got out of the pool and had blood running down her legs and everyone could see...

But I also remember being in fifth grade and being the student who had to hold open the door during the morning speech from the teacher. The doorway was up some stairs so all the students on the ground outside could see when i grew a little ten-year old stiffy-tent on the front of my shorts. I didn't notice at first but then someone started laughing and then everyone else looked. Eventually the teacher looked down to see what they were all looking at and, saw my stiffy and, given that I was standing behind her, assumed I had been staring at her arse or something. So she smacked me across the head. So there I was; crying my eyes out while trying to tuck a boner into the elastic of my underpants while the class laughed at me (the worse part was Leanne was in the class and I had a crush on her all the way through primary school - she wore the sexiest cork high heels).

To this day I still flinch whenever I get a boner (just kidding)

 

Lacuna, you're fast becoming one of my favourite people on here. lol anyway your story made me laugh extremely hard rofl you poor thing. I remember the first time I saw a guy with a boner, I wasn't really sure what I was seeing (i was young) and i was a little frightened. That must suck though, to have a body part that randomly pops up to say hello... is that why a lot of guys don't wear sweats?

 

I was offered fifty dollars to wear sweatpants and take viagra one day at school. but i had no idea where to get viagra from, and neither did anyone else, so it didnt happen. I prolly would have done it tho.

 

It was because I was running hard. I was pushing my body past it's limit and it just gave out. Everything let loose, almost like when something dies, it takes a final poop. Nehoo, my body was exerted so much that I must not of realized it. It's something you can only relate to if you've been in the situation.

 

First of all..I never stated I took underwear anywhere. I think you've had too much weed. I wore underwear to school, went to a different town, ran, shit my pants, threw them away, wore my runnings shorts home that had built-in panties in them...where the fuck did you get that I took my underwear to school?

I smelled something. It wasn't a shit load of shit, just enough to cover the bottom of your panties. Secondly, My body was in such a state of exhaustion that I didnt realize anything. I almost past out for christ sakes. You would only understand if you were in the situation. I can't explain how it happend, only why it happend.

 

HS blows!

 

You have no idea what a pain it can be. I remember when I first started wearing boxers - I made the mistake of choosing deluxe silk ones. They felt so good I had a constant stiffy all day at Uni and by that night couldn't stand to walk because of friction burns... Ah, he's an unpredictable beast the willy - you never quite know what he'll do...