Can Anyone Answer These Questions???

Can anyone answer these questions????

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Ever Wonder ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin???

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

yes, I can.

 

"You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? "


Whenever this is included in a joke like this, not only does it make everything that follows unfunny, but it somehow goes back in time and make the part that came before unfunny too. Isn't that weird?

 

I try not to answer questions... takes all the fun out of everything.

God damned public schools

 

thats just too many questions...1 at a time, please.

 

I disagree That first half doesn't happen "only in america", a lot of other countries do stuff like that too. Probably Canada has the most commonalities, but I'm sure a bunch of it happens in Europe and other countries too.

 

What an original post.

 

Here's more:

Why are there floatation devices in the seats of airplanes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

 

mmmm nice smeelish fart.

 

I often wonder why it's so impossible to keep your mouth shut when putting on mascara.. it looks dorky.

 

balance

 

*c*
The 'black box' is really orange...


...before the fire.

 

ok, there's one cheesy joke I like.....


if olive oil is made from olives, and canola oil is made from canola, what's baby oil made out of?





yes, it's cheesy and bad but at least it talks about baby killing

 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

I never noticed that ... ha ha