Tickle-Me-Satan

"My name is Joe Blow...but be aware that I have an alter-ego. I'm Super Dork, which means I am a super herrroooo!!!!!"

"Shut the fuck up. You may own a cape, but you can't fucking fly, loser. Go back to your cubicle."




.....banana chips are so awesome.

 

ohmagawd I LOVE BANANA CHIPS!

 

ahahaa, we kick ass.

 

duh:H

 

I like banana chips, but it's hard to find them without refined sugar.

I feel so betrayed.

 

Banana Chips make me feel like dancing....and I'm eatting them right now

 

ok... baklava is better!

 

I don't like fruit.


How un-kewl.

 

....can you imagine Satan trying to save the baby seals?

 

That'd be speshull.

 

cm !!!!!1!!1!!!!1!

 

cuntmuffins?

 

HAHAHAaa YEeEeSsSsS

 

Does the fact that we have now abbreviated a lesbian-slang term make us lazy or just dorks?

 

oh it makes you more than dorks...it makes you the most dorky-est dorkers there is...

 

But dorking it up is 7eh kewllllll.

 

Pffftt... dorks are teh kewlness.

 

Stop saying "teh"... and "7eh."

 

Okay, I'll be sure and do that. Right about the same time you stop talking about the end of the world. Ahahahahaaaaa....



Plus, we're doing a spoof-like rendition of this "net-speak". Parody is teh kewlness, damnit.

 

teh dryd p1n34pdl3 |n +1241| /\/\1x w1l| pwn u.