Places not to have sex. Lol

I sat in an old movie theatre with old canvas seating. A girl and a guy in the row in front of me. We were all standing for the national anthem. AS she sat down the girl in front slipped her knickers off. She worked her way onto his lap and sat on his cock for most of the movie. "Leave it in me" she said.
At derive in theaters (I don't know the US term) people would park their panel vans, with the back hatch door open and a mattress in the back. Some times, when walking back to the refreshment bar, one could see the old 'ten toes up, ten toes down" thing happening.

 

Dont do in a principles office!

 

Had sex in a porta loo once with my gf, not a good choice!!!!!

 

Television shop doorway at night wondering why people were laughing as much,i didn't realise there was a live feed camera facing the door and our performance was on their big screen television in the main window for all to see.

 

Does that mean you tried?

 

My answer is a bit crazy. It was a sand and gravel quarry. My knees were raw and bloody. She laid on my shirt. Crazy!

 

in the park at night! its not by the book!

 

May seem pretty obvious, but it really is a little unsafe to have sex while piloting an airplane. Yea, it IS a way for two people to join the mile high club, but your main focus SHOULD be flying the airplane, not the orgasm. (I was younger at the time, so there is the arrogance of youth thing)

 

in the backyard of a restaurant kitchen late at night! its not by the book!

 

In the lobby of the place your eating dinner

 

The foyer entrance to a church while services are being handled.

 

In front of your mom

 

He/she might be the one doing it...lol

 

Well you have more expertise on your side.

A tite fit in a 4 seater but your passengers only have to worry about the job in hand,,,lol

Gives a new meaning to brace, brace, brace for impact

Or bomb bay door open for delivery

 

Dont do it in the bathoom in your elemantary classroom

 

Don't do it on aa metal roof during the summer.

 

In the back of a dump truck.

 

Church — or should we? Let’s confess our sins

 

In a graveyard

 

At someone’s wedding and miss the speeches