Hi, Numan, this side, I am here to learn about the best Ophthalmologist to get reliable treatment, as I have been suffering from red eyes and small amounts of inflammation for the past 6 days. Basically, I am athletic, and some days ago I travelled alone to my hometown. After a few days, I noticed severe redness and itching in my eyes, and I looked for a trusted eye care hospital. If anyone knows about this, please let me know.
Hi Numan, you've come to the right place for diagnosis and healing. No need to spam. We here at Hipforums specialize in these specific medical issues because we all live in the Punjab and suffer from the same ailments. If you really had this problem, it's cause you're in the Punjab. The air is full of smoke, dust, allergies. It's normal. And I can vouch for your hometown having really bad air, especially in winter. That will be 5000 rupees please for online diagnosis and spam. Oh yeah, 50% import duty applies to the spam as well. Thank you for consulting with the best medical and psychiatrically distrubed minds on the Hipforums. Please tell all one billion of your friends in India to visit us for ayurvedic remedies to their innermost tragedies.
Something like that could also be pink eye. Best solution to that is either a hot poker or eyeectomy. Since it's in both your eyes, you might want to have them both removed ASAP, before the disease spreads to the rest of your body. - I.M. Nodoc
I was about to post a serious reply, but now I cannot stop laughing for long enough to type it. That hot poker would certainly kill any bacterial infection.
Yourself and Toker should be offered a job by NHS UK to run the A&E reception desks at our hospitals. Within less than a week, the waiting time would be down from 6 hours to nearer 6 minutes.
From the submitted image, Rowan Atkinson would be an excellent candidate for eye surgery! He is a brilliant comic indeed, but evidently rather droll in real life (as evidenced from a recent appearance on the TV show "Graham Norton).
He is local to my Fulham property. When he is at home, he sits in the corner of the local pub minding his own business and reading. I would not class him as rude or unpleasant, but the staff quickly ward off anyone who is not a known friend who approaches him. A Mr Bean joke is the ultimate lead balloon. Life in the entertainment industry is a million miles from how most people perceive it. As I may have mentioned before, the ultimate examples were our late queen and even more so her mother. That evening when on her night off she visited the theatre and a brash American woman rushed over and said, "OMG, has anyone ever told you that you are the spitting image of the queen", was priceless. Particularly her quiet reply, "A couple of people have mentioned it". I have always wondered whether that poor woman ever realised the truth.
That is hilarious! And respecting the privacy of a celebrity is something that most people don't seem to understand. They are after all, just people.
Everything is so different in the UK and we love it. Could you imagine walking into Walmart and Donald Trump casually walking over, asking you to help him find a pair of extra large trousers. We do have a few footballers and pop stars who need doors widened to get their heads through. Needless to say, only I would say that in earshot of them. LOL
