Celebrity masturbation

Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Angela White, Kerry Marie, Cathy Barry, Cassandra Peterson and Linda carter

 

Thanks for pointing out Jada Fire. Just came to one of her videos.

 

Excellent choices. I used to love watching Gilligan's Island and Bewitched as a kid. I had a hard time choosing between Dawn Wells and Tina Louise. I think it was the first time I actually thought about a threesome.

I didn't watch the Avengers show, but definitely took notice of Emma Peel's outfits.

 

There was/and still is the never ending Ginger/Mary Ann debate, but I was always more turned on by the innocent "girl next door/ farmer's daughter" type. Also, I can still remember some very arousing photos (at least to a pubescent boy) of Emma Peel in skin tight, black leather on the cover of TV Guide!!

 

I liked both and debated it myself until I realized why choose? Try both at once.

i think I've seen that TV Guide cover.

 

I just never liked Ginger's "snooty" attitude. I've never liked the type of woman that thinks she's above or better than everyone else and Ginger always came off with that attitude.

My dad always wondered why he could never find the TV Guide when he wanted to see what was on TV!!!

 

In real life, I agree. As a horny teen, I wasn't thinking much past how hot she was.

Ah the good old days when magazines, newspaper ads, and TV Guides were a source of masturbation material.

 

I just happened to have a couple girls in my neighborhood that I "lusted" after that had that type of attitude and made all the neighborhood boys feel like toads. So naturally when I noticed that Ginger had that attitude it automatically turned me off!!!

 

I dated a Ginger type once.

I went to a bar one night and there was a hot woman there. We were both in our mid twenties. This girl had about 20+ drinks on her table from all the guys trying to talk to her. I saw that she was hot, but I didn't pay her any mind. Then she approached me and asked if I wanted to sit down with her and have a drink. I said ok. She eventually gave me her number and we made plans to go out. We went out on a Sunday.

The following week she says let's go out again. Again, a Sunday. I guess she had dates on Fri-Sat.

The next time she says, let's go out again. This time I'm tired of her being the Ginger type and me being her Sunday guy. I completely blew her off.

I don't talk to her for months. Then I run into her at another bar. She says that no guy had ever blown her off like I did. I told her I knew guys were always after her and I didn't want to be a Sunday (third option) guy. She starts kissing me and man it felt nice. She tells me to come over to her apartment after she drops off her friend and that she wanted to put on some nice lingerie she just bought. I said ok, meet you at your apt in 30 minutes. For a minute I was so excited. Then I thought about her attitude and how I didn't want to date a girl like that. I said fuck her and ghosted her. I felt pretty good about myself. Then later I thought, what an idiot. I should have fucked her and given her a facial. Oh well.

 

You should have at least gotten a blowjob and dumped you load in her mouth!!! I dated a girl somewhat like that once. I was much younger and took sex where ever and whenever I could get it. I didn't mind that she just used me on a regular basis for a face to sit on, but after a couple orgasms she did let me get my release by cumming in her pussy!

 

That's the way to do it. I was stupid. I remember feeling so good about not showing up to her place. This girl was really spoiled and cocky. Then later I was like "Doh"!!! What a moron I was.

 

How could I have forgotten the incomparably beauty of Belinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine???

 

Wait, did we just become best friends? I love Belinda and My Bloody Valentine. There is that old myth/wive's tale about masturbation making you go blind. Well Belinda could make you go deaf, too. MBV was one of the loudest live bands of all time.

Although when it comes to female musicians I probably have Debbie Harry and Rachel Goswell from Slowdive higher.

 

Ha! Good one! There are female musicians I've masturbated to far far far more than Belinda Butcher. But they're obvious rubbing inspirations. Belinda never gets enough do for all the doing she gets, if ya know what I mean.