Pressed Rat and Warthog closed down their shop They didn't want to... it was all they had got Selling atonal apples, amplified heat... and Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet
Sadly, they left, telling no one goodbye Pressed rat wore red jodhpurs, warthog a striped tie Hey Rat, long time no see.
Pressed Rat: When you're a rat, Lateral compression, Is The Newest Fad Diet! A Rat Jumped On My Tent! Just to see what's on the slide! My sister Nell just got bit by a rat! But, there's no accounting for taste! Welcome back your dreams were your ticket out, Welcome back to the same old place you laughed about! Well, the dreams have remained and they've turned around, While, the more things change, the more they stay the same!
His expression suggests Zen Perfection, in his complete mastery of self-absorption, explaining the need for lateral compression.
Trust the years have treated you kindly. The market for atonal apples fell through years ago. Invest in precognitive peaches. Atonal apple cider is a good seasonal.
No Mr Death. Sadly, all the ones that were here 20--25 years ago are gone. A very few of the old timers check in once in a while.