Guys, if you had a pussy for a day

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by ihmurria, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    If I had a pussy for a day I'd get it a litter box and a scratching post. Probably have to vacuum up the next day... all that cat hair!
     
  2. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    Sorry to put a dampener on things here... But, for one, there's only a 1 in 6 chance of menstuating at the time as having your pussy on day-release...

    But sure, it would be deliciously gross!

    The only thing you could do (assuming you WERE'NT menstruating!) would be to masturbate...

    I for one would NOT be able to fuck a dude with a pussy!

    *ponders*

    Oh wow! Imagine the fun hooking up with bi-sexuals for a day!!!!!

    Holy fuck!
     
  3. Nolan14

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    hell no i wouldnt want to but thats me...
    but if i had a pussy for a day, id find the sweet spots for touching and what really felt good, then the next day when i was back to my own equipment i would use this new found wealth of knowledge to give infinat pleasure!
     
  4. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

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    I found that to be quite funny..thanks for the laugh man..:D .
     
  5. Nickmast

    Nickmast Member

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    Id be running around the house trying to find things to stuff in it. LMAO
     
  6. BigKing

    BigKing Member

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    Yeah ;)
     
  7. Empty inside

    Empty inside Member

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    if i had a vagina for a day. ide call in sick to work.
    and stay home allll day long, playing with it, finding out exactly what makes me shiver and moan and groan, see what it takes to make it squirt, and see how i can tease it just right. then obtain all the info in my head.
    : D
     
  8. sniffmagikmarkrs

    sniffmagikmarkrs Senior Member

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    LOL
     
  9. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    you think a day is a long enough time to find it?
    hahahaha
     
  10. PhantomLord

    PhantomLord Member

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    i'd fuck everything that moves...and maybe things that dont.
     
  11. strat69

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    I would definitely try out some penetration, so I knew what it felt like to have something sliding slowly in...then I would try it with a vibe on my clit...then I would try having sex with a vibe on my clit, etc....
     
  12. yazzer

    yazzer Member

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    hahahahahaahahahha



     
  13. angelord

    angelord Member

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    I would buy all the circular objects I could get my hands on and fuck them, next I would run outside in commando with 2 vibrators in my pussy, seduce a guy + girl, have DP, trib a girl or two, go to a nudist beach and jump on the first two blind guys I see, use my pussy as ranch sause for cucumbers, get a sewing machine, break it apart, attach a dildo to it and put it on high speed. Theres plenty more I'd do. And when having a period I would go and get a cup, fill it up and dump it in my evil teachers face and or coffee.
     
  14. Jay-Jay

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    If I had a pussy for a day...I would make some chick eat me out. lol.
    I would also stay home and play with my pussy all day long. FUCK YEA!!!
     
  15. Jay-Jay

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    If I had a pussy for a day, I would be a lesbian!!!
    Do 69 with some Indian chick or maybe some fine ass chick from Brazil.
    I would be a lesbian for sure.
     
  16. happyhippie90

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    i'd stay here and play with it all day
     
  17. Wasteland

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    Wouldn't want it. I prefer my standard equipment.
     
  18. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    This is a bit like one of my fantasies - not so much for the physical changeover, but imagining what it would be like to exchange minds - a bit like the Vulcan Mind Meld, so that when having sex you would experience what your partner is feeling, rather than your own sensations - and, of course, vice versa.
     
  19. Harley96

    Harley96 Senior Member

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    I would want too be a woman for a month. I would like too experience making love, and being a slut, having all different sizes of cocks in my mouth pussy and ass some with condoms and without, making love to another woman, having my period and sex during my period, showing my tits, feel them being felt, sucked and fucked, show my pussy and ass get them licked, sucked, fingered and fucked. And most of all have orgasms as a woman.
     
  20. Betterelectric

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    Oh!! It would be a great day. I'd get laid and just be a whore for a day. Suck and fuck anything that moved with a penis.
     
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