When the hell are they going to do something, especially now with all the constant misinformation he’s continued to spread, and the money he’s continuing to receive from all this garbage?
Up next: Trump demands Italy take its satellites out of orbit and give them to Cyber Ninjas for examination.
The Cyber Ninjas audit. It's not as bad as you think. It's worse. I watched the GOP’s Arizona election audit. It was worse than you think. Cyber Ninjas is hunting for bamboo fibers and cheese dust. By Jennifer Morrell May 19, 2021 at 6:00 a.m. EDT https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/05/19/gop-arizona-election-audit/ excerpt: "I was stunned to see spinning conveyor wheels, whizzing hundreds of ballots past “counters,” who struggled to mark, on a tally sheet, each voter’s selection for the presidential and Senate races. They had only a few seconds to record what they saw. Occasionally, I saw a counter look up, realize they missed a ballot and then grab the wheel to stop it. This process sets them up to make so many mistakes, I kept thinking. Humans are terrible at tedious, repetitive tasks; we’re especially bad at counting. That’s why, in all the other audits I’ve seen, bipartisan teams follow a tallying method that allows for careful review and inspection of each ballot, followed by a verification process. I’d never seen an audit use contraptions to speed things up. Speed doesn’t necessarily pose a problem if the audit has a process for catching and correcting mistakes. But it didn’t. Each table had three volunteers tallying the ballots, and their tally sheets were considered “done” as long as two of the three tallies matched, and the third was off by no more than two ballots. The volunteers recounted only if their tally sheets had three or more errors — a threshold they stuck to, no matter how many ballots a stack contained, whether 50 or 100. This allowed for a shocking amount of error. Some table managers told the counters to recount when there were too many errors; other table managers just instructed the counters to fix their “math mistakes.” At no point did anyone track how many ballots they were processing at their station, to ensure that none got added or lost during handling. I also observed other auditors working on a “forensic paper audit,” flagging ballots as “suspicious” for a variety of reasons. One was presidential selection: If someone thought the voter’s choice looked as though it had been marked by a machine, they flagged it as “anomalous.” Another was “missing security markers.” (It’s virtually impossible for a ballot to be missing its security markers, since voting equipment is designed to reject ballots without them.) The third was paper weight — the forensics tables had scales for weighing ballots, though I never saw anyone use them — and texture. Volunteers scrutinized ballots for, of all things, bamboo fibers. Only later, after the shift, did I learn that this was connected to groundless speculation that fake ballots had been flown in from South Korea."
Cheeto finger. https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/05/19/gop-arizona-election-audit/ excerpt: "At one point, I overheard some volunteers excitedly discussing a stain on a ballot. “It looks like a Cheeto finger,” one said. “Like someone’s touched it with cheese dust!” That had to be suspicious, their teammate agreed. Why would someone come to the polls with cheese powder on their hands? But I’ve seen ballots stained with almost anything you can imagine, including coffee, grease and, yes, cheese powder. Again, when you have experience working with hundreds of thousands of ballots, you see some messes: That’s evidence of humanity’s idiosyncrasies, not foul play. Their equipment worried me more than their wild theorizing. At the forensics tables, auditors took a photo of each ballot using a camera suspended by a frame, then passed the ballot to someone operating a lightbox with four microscope cameras attached. This was a huge deviation from the norm. Usually, all equipment that election officials use to handle a ballot — from creating to scanning to tallying it — has been federally tested and certified; often, states will conduct further tests before their jurisdictions accept the machines. It jarred me to see volunteers using this untested, uncertified equipment on ballots, claiming that the images would be used at some point in the future for an electronic re-tally."
A ballot that would totally trip out Cyber Ninjas: one that was (in their minds) unexpectedly folded, had a Cheeto finger stain, and was believed to contain bamboo fibers.
So, how long do the Slyber Ninjas get to work all their smoke and mirrors, anyway? Who is watching the till ?
As Bush Jr. would say about the Iraq war he started: as many days as it takes to complete the job but not a day longer.
Trump couldn't remember the name of a Taliban leader he insulted at his AZ rally, referring to him as 'Mohammed'. Fortunately for Trump, 'router' is a simple word. Otherwise, he would be referring to it as a doojigger.
Or as Donald Rumsfeld said at a press conference, the war in Iraq was taking place because of unknown uknowns, the ones that he wouldn't discuss.
He knows that this audit is going to turn up short. Now he’s requesting something that will never, never, EVER happen. And because it’s not going to happen (no one is stupid enough to give up routers, satellites, etc., to these absolutely insane fucks), he has more poisonous nonsense he can continue to inject the base with- and they will believe it, take it, and run to the hills with it!
In the mind of Cyber Ninjas, the AZ election is full of unknown unknowns. Cheeto finger is just one example.
I am being enthralled by all this. Cyber Ninjas ?? WTF ? After a full on attempt to overthrow the bloody government that sack of rotten meat is still around ? What in hell is a cyber ninja ? Yes i know i could do my search but this time, this time I'd really like to know from you guys, directly. If You please of course
calling him an ass , in my view is a great big understatement. He looks like the most coward and disgusting terrorist that ever disgraced the earth with his presence.