Yeah Frank absolutely HATED Hippies!!! He did not use drugs nor allow his band to use them AT ALL!! Zappa was NO hippie contrary to what many mightve thought!
Here's my advice: Listen to a LOT of The Dead, Crosby Stills Nash (with and without Young), Jefferson Airplane (Not that Starship shit), smoke weed, bathe at least once a week just if you need to, vote Democrat always, Protest everything, have wild sex and enjoy life while naked and barefoot! Sound like a plan?
Well, actually Zappa gave him a course in "Who Needs The Peace Corps". He might pull it off if he could find a group of nasty strangers to hang out with.
Zappa wasn't fond of conservatives either, was more moderate in his political thinking, he encouraged people not to follow leaders or trends but to think for themselves. He delivered this message through his music which satirized everything, and the world offered him plenty of targets.