What's amused you today? XD

There seems to be a theme tonight..........

 

I sent this to a mate who used to be a teacher. He called me a cheeky bastard. Then he said he fitted a lot of these

 

Deer! Don't forget the deer! Years ago when I was 18 walking to work. I was smoking a joint. I heard something sniffing behind me. I was like shit. The cops. I slowly turn around. 3 deer up in my face sniffing my hand and sniffing my face. I was like ah oh. I slowly reached out to them and they let me pet them! Their fur is so nice and soft. That was an amazing experience. After a minute or 2. We parted our ways. No one ran off. Just walked away calmly.

 

Damn perverted mind I have!

 

Edibles are fun!

 

Do the Maths !!!!

 

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