Peeing in public

I love peeing while standing up! Pfft I bet that would make guys think twice about calling me girly.

 

Absolutely! I know a girl who pees quite well standing up. She pulls the labia open and pisses straight ahead. With hardly a dribble. It's quite a wide legged stance, but she does it with panties and leggings around her knees. And her butt hardly shows.

 

Sounds like the kind of guys who'd call you girly just because they know you wish they wouldn't.

 

Gosh with all these guys talking about me peeing, I’m getting very a little wet myself.

My labia are pretty tight, so opening the floodgates in time will take some practice. I knew a guy who thought labia opened up when we pee’d, and I was like “uh no dude, they don’t.”

Well.... that’s something I didn’t know existed.

What you mean douchebags?

 

Practice, practice and more practice and your get there, ever seen the film The Full Monty? you should.
If your labia is tight, play with it more, shows you have not been playing with it much?

 

*gasp* I have been playing with my labia a lot! I do it all the time, I’m doing it right now!

....err.... *blushes*

 

No need to blush, that's healthy and expected.

It's good for you to enjoy the sensations and it's good for you to know your body.

 

But why are we always told touching ourselves is bad?

 

By whom?
Why would someone want to be mean and deceive you?

I've never been told that, fwiw.

Maybe what they meant was that if your hands are carrying bacteria they could introduce an infection?
That could be bad. Use clean hands!

 

I always wash up before I play.

 

Perfecto!
Don't see any bad aspects then, do you?

 

Don't have to wash up after play though.

Just your hands before since they've been out touching God knows what.

 

If your playing with that much it should be getting lose by now, come here and I will feel it for you and work out some exercises for you, if you dare.

One thing that would help is a dildo to help you stretch it one that is bigger than you, as you are now.

 

No... no I do not! *happily continues to masturbate*

 

Is very common!
My ex girl friend pee standing up too and anywhere.
Obviously away from people.
She used to pee on the crowded nudist (or non nudist) beach without any shame.

I remember a collage friend who like pee standing up and be watched by guys... She was 15-16 years old.

 

When I went to Montevideo for a while, there was this encampment near la fortaleza where people made shelters from whatever materials they could find usually scraps. I walked through there and saw people peeing, men and women. They didn't act embarrassed and I just accepted it as normal.

 

Did she have a powerful stream?

 

Really bad imagine from my country...
This isn't the normality here. I can compare Uruguay with few cities from Europe (I visited Europe 2 times) or Buenos Aires and we are very similar, specially with Spain.
The problem is in few really poor neighborhoods.

In general, pissing in public isn't fine here, specially in my social class

 

Depend... When she had drunk a lot, yes.