The two sentence game

My favourite food is steak, because it tastes good, ever since I bought a griddle.

Last night I was.....

 

Last night I was eating out.

Last night I was on playing hide the ...

 

Sausage.
Next week I may become a ...

 

Next week I may become a billionaire in the making.

... flavour ... because ...

 

Tasty, flavour, is enjoyable because, I cook well

I need to find myself a new ….

 

I need to find myself a new planet.

Because ....

 

this one is doomed

There is a reason why I often try to ...

 

There is a reason why I often try to lick my balls.

The voices in my head say ...

 

…. that which I need to hear
I saw my old high school teacher last week and …..

 

I saw my old high school teacher last week and thanked them for making me a demigod.

My dinner is ...

 

Cooking.

I am glad I spotted my......

 

I am glad I spotted my marbles because I thought that I had lost them.

I am dying for a big fat ....

 

Woman like Lottie.


I am cooking....

 

I am cooking the books.

Lottie is dying for a big fat ...

 

Hottie … Dog

I like to cook, I like to eat, my choice of menu. is …..

 

When nothing crawls around on the plate as I'm trying to eat it.

Covid-19 is my personal opinion...

 

…… Nature's revenge

The vest thing about Lockdown is ...

 

The vest thing about Lockdown is health and safety.

 

"Vest" = OOps - my bad - lol

If I could be in charge of any company, it would be ...

 

You're very bad.
If I could be in charge of any company, it would be Windows.

If I could eat any person, it would be ....