The Stoners Echo Chamber

So you are older than Mr Potato head (patented in 1952)

That's old

 

Fae

He is not your soul mate

 

Good sex is not that hard to find.... right!? Seriously, that guy is only getting more disfunctional knowing you want him while he also knows he can pull such shit..!

 

Cut it off next time you see him. Should help decrease interest in him

 

Fuck that guy

Edit: not literally, don't do that
Sex would be even more amazing with someone you felt that way about who treated you with respect

 

Yeah but hes a narcissistic abuser. :/
Like, textbook.

 

But not literally.

 

You can definitely do better.

 

I might get the wood splitter next weekend or maybe tomorrow or maybe the during the week fucked if I know. I hedged the back portion of out hedge today and missus did the sides to the longer one I'll hedge the tops next weekend. I'm stuffed so can't be fucked going out now.

 

Obviously you have never dismembered someone yet

 

I just used a St. Ives branded face soap with the grainy bits apricot flavoured. Omg my face never felt so clean. There's like friction there.

 

I have a new plan for waking up tonight. Getting up 10-15mins earlier. Historically I just get up with the absolute bare minimum time to get to work. Hopefully the extra time will allow me to have night breakfast and a coffee. Maybe a bit of head who knows..

 

you need to find a very sturdy crate to put that splitter on . I used one like it and it killed my back . now got one on a steel frame . wheels , gas engine etc

 

How did it got so dirty?

 

Well yeah, for me it's not that easy either. Certainly not now. But Id rather have blue balls then give such a fuckbuddy any validation such behavior is tolerable

 

I like to wash my face with baking soda. It balances the ph of your skin and it's gently abrasive.

 

Maybe just his dick is your soul mate

 

If we only take the appearance in account perhaps.

Lol. So my advice to dismember the fellow might be the solution indeed!

 

'Stealing his german helmet'