2019-nCoV Coronovirus (COVID-19]

Discussion in 'Science and Technology' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Jan 29, 2020.

  1. Irminsul

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    Boo
     
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  2. Irminsul

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    Well for starters you're wanna getta girl who bathes properly you don't want no bulldoggin ass or anything but if you can find a girl with good personal hygiene then you should lick her ass because it's pretty fucken fresh and I like it a lot.
     
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  4. Irminsul

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    Boo him!
     
  5. tumbling.dice

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    And then she farts in my mouth, date over, good night, lose my number please.
     
  6. Irminsul

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    She's not going to fart in your mouth she'll be clenching real tight to make sure. :tearsofjoy: have a bit of faith, Dicey.
     
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    someone dipping on food delivery and thinks its funny.
     
  8. phil1965

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    I feel like staying in and boarding up the windows so I can't see outside! I'm so sick of the same idiots treating it like a holiday I feel like going out and hitting them with my axe! Perhaps that would encourage them to stay in.
     
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  11. Asmodean

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    I understand the majority of people who claim to love it on the interwebs. They confuse porn based fantasy with reality. It can really look hot in porn, just like other sexual acts that if you think about it for just one sec you know are not right or sensible.
    Now, if your sex partner would go through the same precautions as a porn actress before getting an actor licking her sphincter, or her sucking on a cock that came right out of her asshole, it might be ok and very hot. If not, it's just filthy and asking for problems
     
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    Lol I scrolled up and noticed which thread I was in.
    My, how the conversations meander
     
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    Just felt like adding my 2 cents :grinning:
     
  14. Meliai

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    Sphincter is a funny word
     
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  15. Asmodean

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    No argument there.
     
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    Reminds me of the one about the fella who goes into a bar and orders a gin and tonic, the bartender places an apple on the bar, hold on I asked for a G&T said the man, the bartender tells him to bite the apple, so he does, hey this tastes of tonic, he replies, bartender tells him to turn it around, so he does, hey this tastes of gin, he says. Another man walks in and asks for a Jack Daniels and Coke, the barman gives him an apple and the same thing happens. Another guy walks in and the two customers tell him how the bartender has apples that taste of anything you want, in that case give me one that tastes of pussy, he tells the barman, who promptly hands him an apple from under the bar, he looks at it then takes a bite, ere, this tastes like shit, he yells, turn it around, replied the other two,
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Exactamundo Mr Shapiro


     
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    couples already share the same bacteria.. The mouth has more bacteria than the anus..
     
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    New York 7am this morning...
     
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