2020 Election

nope

 

Consider how it's shaped.

 

that shape allows it to have a redneck riviera.

 

And on a map it looks like America's dick taking a wiz on Castro!

 

You tell them Bernie

Sanders responds angrily to reporter when asked about his campaign: 'I'm dealing with a f**king global crisis'

Democratic primary: Bernie Sanders wrestles with his next steps - CNNPolitics

 

Is it any coincidence that Tulsi culled herself and endorsed Biden immediately after he said his VP will be a woman?

 

Breaking News: Crotchety old man acts like a crotchety old man.

 

he just cant function

 

Hope springs eternal!

 

Trump's inability to think and speak clearly and even read a speech off of a teleprompter on the critical matter of the corona virus is the latest evidence of his serious mental impairment.
Ten minutes at the teleprompter: Inside Trump’s failed attempt to calm coronavirus fears
Trump, Truth, and the Mishandling of the Coronavirus Crisis
Trump’s Iran speech showed that he’s clearly not well — why are people afraid to say that? – Alternet.org
Trump Suffers ‘Dangerous Disability’ Characterized By Inability To ‘Think And Speak Clearly,’ Says George Will
‘It doesn’t make any sense’: CNN hosts flabbergasted by Trump’s inability to speak coherent English in NYT interview
Transcript of Trump’s AP interview: Unintelligible and incoherent, as usual - Occasional Planet
examples of trump's incoherent speech - Yahoo Search Results

 

“ … there is no collusion between certainly myself and my campaign, but I can always speak for myself — and the Russians, zero.”Whaddeesay?
What The Hell Is Trump Talking About? Literally, Nobody Knows

Or try diagramming this one:
"Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."
Help Us Diagram This Sentence by Donald Trump!

One Thing All Liars Have in Common, Brace YourselfTruthFinder|

It wasn't always that bad. He used to be more articualte. What gives? Senility?
Trump used to be more articulate. What could explain the change?
Trump Suffers ‘Dangerous Disability’ Characterized By Inability To ‘Think And Speak Clearly,’ Says George Will
How Trump’s grotesque and ‘psychotically incoherent’ speech proved he’s an existential threat to democracy – Alternet.org

 

I wouldn't waste my time with that one. He only hears what he wants to hear. You can tell him it's the will of Allah and he'll have a Knipshit fit.

 

I would use that to describe the majority of his opinion posts.

 

You must be one of them dudes who think Alex Jones is normal?

 

Now that's an interesting line to draw. What does Biden have in common with Jones?

 

Both citizens of the USA

 

I think jones is a lot more lucid than old joe

 

Maintain six feet Joe!
Can't touch or sniff girls right now
Maybe try your wife



I didn't know whether to put this in the haiku thread, one of the coronavirus threads or any of a myriad of political threads.